Log Entry 11/05/2009
position: we have contact again on Voyager!
Stardate: 11000 light years in the sun
Gö, because look, the hest thinks there never ....
Have the honor, etc. gschamsdadiener
Long time no see!
Surprise surprise!
Well, Hammas how? Eh
all nice and green?
Feino.
I do now just as if never been, and what would now go just like that sometimes so on.
And so.
And although the day report to 05.11.2008.
Was anything? Hello?
Nope.
Exactly.
Oiso.
beginning to like you will make known (that I) times their suspicions.
makes it all know.
you (ie me) is suspected, namely, that bra designed by men, are designed and manufactured. Exactly: by MEN!
From that species, which often begins at the sight of beautiful underwear, 'the drooling and panting, but actually has a clue what it means on a daily basis having to buckle on a bra.
I will personally like to believe that there are women with perfect breasts in cup size CD that really need no bra and wear such a thing only for reasons of pure ornament. Those who are just as good of a Vorhangrestl, a Gummiringerl and a bissl Uhustick times fast on Damenklo could even tinker much a part together, because not care anyway. That has to nix based, kept draped, and gepushed be fined. bra? Why do that, please? A Brustfetzerl - that is enough!
Jajajaja, really - I'm willing to BELIEVE. I can convince so much, eh.
But I do know, strangely, such a woman does not.
Hm
Not that it would be really interesting. But buying a bra that is comfortable, not necessarily the looks like a corset of Madame Pompadour and record for you is no small credit needs is a real, true and perfect challenge.
Every Woman "buy new underwear," which from time to time in the adventure of crashes and does not have the PERFECT motionless bosom, and then still do not cup size A through life running - in my opinion deserves the gold melee needle with ribbon.
Na honest.
bra's are in themselves so tens of thousands.
so beautiful that there is a little tears in the eyes spontaneously drives (uA often even if you look at price's label) would
With Trägerchen that are so thin, believe that they could be spun from hair or Engelslöckchen elves. Beautiful particles, Brussels bobbin lace same.
velvet and silk, all colors, and at times one could also think we would have lost in a Beate Uhse shop.
But that could not care less everything, because when the part is sitting and adjusts ned ned, because it's simply just is just beautiful, 'and nothing else at all: THEN THE ZÖD OLLAS ÖFE!
And therefore urges in me (again and again and actually already years) suspected that bra models are designed by men.
way she's would like.
What's Augerl. What the drooling - look, think only ned.
What we poor women Hascherln upon us and go along to finally find an appropriate model that meets the true and proper functions of a bra, but which nevertheless reasonably respect looks and at the sight of the particular viewer does not immediately eye cancer gets or spontaneously, the question is in the room, where is it now the best option for this Pumpanölla bust Kraxe stayed there - THE REAL NO MAN CAN IMAGINE!
What still to come: in the cabin watched the whole thing quite often everything from good manners. For there is one then the only way around in the mirror and looks at it, and does not primarily themselves. For a bra one can test unfortunately not like a car. Who wants to buy a new car drives, with the most a few rounds of tests to check whether before a match, the new car. And maybe it's not fit then? It does not sit comfortably, the car is sprung too hard, it's too small, too big - so what do I know?
But what you believe because that would tell the seller of a lingerie department, one would test its possible future BH to its stability and holding power by time several rounds of jumping through the sales area?
Or if you are wild, like Jane Fonda in her best days, arobicmässig dislocated because you check in will, if eh still everything remains in the bags, one would, for example in the supermarket from the top shelf fished a can of canned peaches (also ned, that I would ever buy canned peaches - was just a trivial example). Or would herumrobbt on all fours between the coat stands, because you want to find out whether that thing on her bosom still saucy come off, after you've scrubbed for 2 hours the hall tiles?
the love men are problems you do not know! You have full
no idea!
I still maintain that bras are designed by men, developed and manufactured. And that is why there are so many extremely beautiful, but completely unsuitable models.
I somehow think that the vengeance of these men is to us women.
I mean, we are honest, what choice has been the man when it comes to his choice of underwear, killed Unterhoserl?
Inverted =
Boxers Or not hanging = any other species of men's underpants.
That was it then.
and it is always completely not care whether the box at the top with the peaches on the shelf!
And because most men really like to have a choice, and that in most cases feeling somehow emasculated and eierlos when they almost patronizing (and I swear almost could we women really nothing for this situation, it saw men pants technically are virtually only two possibilities) they have this insidious and common plan with the bra's forged - and the ultimately implemented worldwide.
order to torment us!
Because they are jealous!
That's my theory.
And now I have finally written down.
To uncover it.
all know this decision.
I'm doing great Dears, no PUNIK ! I feel great!
: o)
trim video of the day:
(Alesha Dixon - The Boy Does Nothing)
Hahaha, and now everybody wants to know why the woman Dixon moved anything and everything remains in the right place? Do you already know the trick with the double-sided carpet tape?
Maybe even a tip for our Boxers support! Have fun
! But before shave!
o)
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