Log Entry 19th-22.02.2009
Position: top secret (witness protection program)
Stardate: absent (whether snow storm)
Supi,
it is Sunday!
beautiful as time passes.
morning finally back to the office, my goodness, what can you do with your privacy as much free time?
Thursday
corporate event bravorös bent down.
I'm saying: do not like polo shirts.
This immediately banished to the laundry basket, will now stay there until my boss says, once again the need to hold an event where you must appear in uniform.
Maybe yes, then he wears one.
And - terribly sad, but true: I
will never belong to the VIP's.
I will never sit in a VIP lounge, and I anplädern and have it soooo incredibly funny as it may have just real VIP's.
Very important persons. .
Respectively: those who think they are lifted or a stop in this state - partly from very mysterious reasons. Personally, I
Arschkriecher lack this gene.
I'm really bad in the slime trail traction.
'm a terrible Smal Talk Erin.
often seems to be written on the forehead, which I really think.
's good.
continue.
And dear Mr. T.: 15x when I say that I want to be photographed please DO NOT - THEN I WILL ALSO MY REALLY SO.
And I stand on it nor the fact that you sneak paparazzi moderately from somewhere or lurking behind a potted plant and then to shoot a photo of me. A Schnappschüsschen.
But the only photo that is something "made" shows my rear view.
All the others are blurry totally blurred, and so overexposed
Well sweetheart. &
vampires, witches, ghosts Castle Co, you can not just take pictures - you did not?
Friday
Good heavens.
What was just on Fridays?
Obviously, these are a case of partial amnesia, can remember to a net between meals about what was going on Friday. However
: zero per mill on Thursday.
's mind may lie not so.
Well.
Some things you just replaced.
Saturday
The day salvation of the mountain palm.
Great, now I'm also a mountain palm.
the evening, does not belong in this patch and will be kept secret.
Sunday
After my flight duck parents to their chicks over show completely disinterested, and a trip to Tirol prefer the Sunday lunch meeting, I would have been completely lost were it not but a few good-hearted people who are dabarmt and should be up to a poor, orphaned Hascherl from Holy St. Simmering quasi temporarily.
Can now but my Fußerl put under a table and provided with food and drink.
I find very nice.
It is so clumsy and disoriented the age of 38.
Sorry can not come the demons flock would be too dangerous, in the end who still occurs on the uncle Emil sheer Schee.
Oachkatzlschwoaf OF THE DAY:
"Rødgrød med Daycare" [ʁœðɡʁœðʔ me Flø ː ð]
("Red fruit jelly with cream") is the most famous Danish
Language test for foreigners. The difficulty is to issue three times in quick succession, the characteristic for the Danish language "soft d" [d]. This sound is in itself a challenge. Combined with a previous ø or the two r in "rødgrød" he demanded languages also from an unusual series of tongue and mouth movements:
ORNAMENTAL VIDEO OF THE DAY:
( The White Stripes - The Hardest Button To Button)
birthday girl of the week:
Heinz Erhardt
* 20 February 1909 in Riga, Russian Empire
† 5 June 1979 was in Hamburg-Wellingsbüttel
a German comedian, musician, entertainer, actor and poet.
It is not gold that glitters
often shines, the sky brilliant blue, and often
shines a pair of pants
it shines the nose of a woman
before using the compact.
absence shines through the luck!
conspicuous by waxing the floor -
you slide out on it's neck and breaks!
(at great splendor is not for the many!)
The Pechmariechen
at Easter in Hersfeld the mother says,
"Soon it's time for the festive dish! Drum
go, dear daughter, down to the basement and fill with sauerkraut
here this dish, "
" Oh mother, oh mother, I recently
dreamed of a man, the man was disgusting ...!
Oh, let's forget the basement:
Woll'n we eat something else "
" My child, my child, I see it:
you come in the years will slow woman
see everywhere men lurk -
go and fetch some of the sour cabbage, of the "
Mariechen obey them down below,
down into the cellar, had dark grave,
they replenish the plate, the plate of sheet metal, but as long as they also replenish
,
it is not a man, Aw bad luck!
Therefore: Pechmariechen!
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