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daily reports 23.-02.26.2009-22.02.2009 19th

logbook 23.-02.26.2009
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Stardate: now?

Well good day.
Is anyone still there?
Well.
Here I am again.
was somehow prevented the time.
But I swear I really thought constantly on the Querbeet. Continuous quasi
.
Are otherwise no content in my life
o)

Na was the ne week?
First: Frau Holle on full speed.
Endless Tuchent shake.
I have found again, and others at 60kmh on the southeast tangent in the wild snow storm.
And louder things like that.
Scheme longsam monitored's ma zam - my Pudelmützchen and me.
And boom - so fast you could not see - 4 days later: ois vuabei.

and now has broken the fasting period.
Before, yes the Rose Monday. And then came the Mardi Gras.
And he was for fun.
Unfortunately, you all have my live appearance with the "Los Amigos" missed.
Well, the singing zebra and the pizza song.
I've argued with a female leopard, Lord Otto and two pseudo Italo-Mexicans.

PIZZA PIZZA Wundaba WONDERFUL Signore e Signori

He e Signorina! Wissetu a pizza?

I eat Jan de Pizza - Pizza Mammamia I like to eat pizza - Pizza Mammamia
un dat there is no trick - Pizza mowing deck nit and this is not a trick - Pizza does not make it thick
Se e Stöck Italia - Sinfonia en jrande It is a piece of Italy - a great symphony
the brengk op de leg up - you janz impedance of only brings them up on their feet - you're dancing all by itself

Oh la la, wissetu a pizza? Oh la la Do you want a pizza
Oh la la, pizza Wundaba! Oh la la la la Oh
wonderful pizza, wissetu a pizza? Oh la la Do you want a pizza
Oh la la, pizza Wundaba! Oh la la wonderful

Bene Pizza Mozzarella un Tomata bella Schampijongs Please salami mozzarella and tomato, tasty salami
Proschuto un champignons still Mieh Proschutto and more
Su s Pizza is delicious Cappriciosa un Formosa Such a pizza is delicious and Cappriciosa Farmos
mer Kritter för Winnig Jeld Bessette et dr op world! does get some money for the improved
vun dä world the best of the world.
Oh la la ....
Pizza Pizza per me! Tarantella Frikadella
Pizza Pizza per me! Si Si Allesse Palletti
Pizza Pizza per me! Un Momento! Pizza Phantasia!

Jetz still e Jlas Chianti - DOMET et Rötsch avanti! Now even a glass of Chianti - so that it slides avanti
Tutti Frutti op dr Desch - amici everything fresh Trutti Frutti on the table - all freshly Amici
för't Hätz e ne ne un Espresso Jrappa evver presto for the heart or an espresso and a Grappa but since then presto
fängk - leeve man - Vita et aan daggers! because then begins dear husband, the daggers Vita

Oh la la ...

Pizza Pizza per me! Pizza! Carabinieri! Bon Appetito!
Pizza Pizza per me!

La la la la la ....

Oh la la ...

am A little later I rush home trotted and got me a little something ashamed.
But just a little something.
But what should I do?
the nasty Mr. Otto has simply not let up.

Well,
else ... So Die Toten Hosen have cleared the "Echo 2009" in the category "Best Live Act nationally.
Bravo!

luxury hard to weigh.
Robert Mugabe, President of the ailing Zimbabwe for its commitment to following his 85th Birthday ordered:
2000 bottles of champagne, 500 bottles of whiskey, 8000 Hummer, 100kg giant shrimp, 16,000 eggs, 3,000 ducks, 4,000 servings of caviar, 8,000 packs Ferrero Rocher, 3000 Cake, 4000 packs sausages, 500kg Cheese crackers and 4000 packs.
Happy Birthday Mr. President.
And what, no oysters?

And a wave of boundless enthusiasm flooded Austria.
La Hong Hofer goes!
Finally! As of 03/06/2009 it's time.
I personally am a big fan of the cheeky "evening blouse with sleeves" and cheap 39.99 and the incredibly funky "poncho-dress" to Pipifax € 59,99.
And who has 45kg wet and a large and 1.93, may also carry all the hesitation.
So all these creations are uniquely tailored to the 8.15 Austrians.
says yes and the master himself: "I make fashion for real people, not just for skinny models. "
Exactly.
And I can see already very clear to me, all the real Hofer people, between the radish and the Tiefkühlfischerln hew, how and tweak, just the smart Men Cargo Jacket to get hold of a moderate € 99.99.
The safe is a hit, I'm convinced.
Nix with more shopping trips to the Mary Help Street or something.
Nope. On to Hofer's a real buy La Hong shreds.
And by the way do the weekly shopping. Because the man with the hat + cohorts is all so expensive. Gell.

obituary Domenica Niehoff

The blast, which ripped the TV audience in the mid 80s from its Dauerdösen came in the form of two huge breasts. They belonged Domenica, a woman of about 40, with a kindly face and a concern that was hardly less weighty than they themselves - to improve the situation of prostitutes.
She knew what she meant. In the orphanage grew, it had fallen to 17 to a pimp. After 10 years of marriage, the husband shot and killed before their eyes. And they began to go buy himself - in the Hamburg Herbert street.
And now she was on television, in a talk show after another.
changed in the 90's they on duty at the man with social commitment, especially for drug-addicted prostitutes. In 1996, the forces were there. A pub at the fish market was barely two years, the move to the Eifel mountains, lasted only three.
came out in 2008 back to St. Pauli.

The poet Wolf Wondratschek said of her: "When she shakes that ass, the rivers flow uphill."

Dominica said in an interview last year: "I have achieved more to be said about prostitution that is not so whispering about it to say that confidence in girls... I was in the milieu, but I want to get out now Who however, earlier landed here, was the did not get out again. " On 12
February 2009 she died of a Lung disease.


OACHKATZSCHWOAF THESE DAYS:
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favorite photo of the day
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(sky blue, the doctors): from Carinthia
ornamental Video of the Day , thanks: o))

All right.
Right then.
Gell.

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daily reports

Log Entry 19th-22.02.2009
Position: top secret (witness protection program)
Stardate: absent (whether snow storm)

Supi,
it is Sunday!
beautiful as time passes.
morning finally back to the office, my goodness, what can you do with your privacy as much free time?

Thursday
corporate event bravorös bent down.
I'm saying: do not like polo shirts.
This immediately banished to the laundry basket, will now stay there until my boss says, once again the need to hold an event where you must appear in uniform.
Maybe yes, then he wears one.
And - terribly sad, but true: I
will never belong to the VIP's.
I will never sit in a VIP lounge, and I anplädern and have it soooo incredibly funny as it may have just real VIP's.
Very important persons. .
Respectively: those who think they are lifted or a stop in this state - partly from very mysterious reasons. Personally, I
Arschkriecher lack this gene.
I'm really bad in the slime trail traction.
'm a terrible Smal Talk Erin.
often seems to be written on the forehead, which I really think.
's good.
continue.

And dear Mr. T.: 15x when I say that I want to be photographed please DO NOT - THEN I WILL ALSO MY REALLY SO.
And I stand on it nor the fact that you sneak paparazzi moderately from somewhere or lurking behind a potted plant and then to shoot a photo of me. A Schnappschüsschen.
But the only photo that is something "made" shows my rear view.
All the others are blurry totally blurred, and so overexposed
Well sweetheart. &
vampires, witches, ghosts Castle Co, you can not just take pictures - you did not?

Friday
Good heavens.
What was just on Fridays?
Obviously, these are a case of partial amnesia, can remember to a net between meals about what was going on Friday. However
: zero per mill on Thursday.
's mind may lie not so.
Well.
Some things you just replaced.

Saturday
The day salvation of the mountain palm.
Great, now I'm also a mountain palm.
the evening, does not belong in this patch and will be kept secret.

Sunday
After my flight duck parents to their chicks over show completely disinterested, and a trip to Tirol prefer the Sunday lunch meeting, I would have been completely lost were it not but a few good-hearted people who are dabarmt and should be up to a poor, orphaned Hascherl from Holy St. Simmering quasi temporarily.
Can now but my Fußerl put under a table and provided with food and drink.
I find very nice.
It is so clumsy and disoriented the age of 38.
Sorry can not come the demons flock would be too dangerous, in the end who still occurs on the uncle Emil sheer Schee.

Oachkatzlschwoaf OF THE DAY:

"Rødgrød med Daycare" [ʁœðɡʁœðʔ me Flø ː ð]
("Red fruit jelly with cream") is the most famous Danish
Language test for foreigners. The difficulty is to issue three times in quick succession, the characteristic for the Danish language "soft d" [d]. This sound is in itself a challenge. Combined with a previous ø or the two r in "rødgrød" he demanded languages also from an unusual series of tongue and mouth movements:

ORNAMENTAL VIDEO OF THE DAY:

( The White Stripes - The Hardest Button To Button)

birthday girl of the week:
Heinz Erhardt

* 20 February 1909 in Riga, Russian Empire
† 5 June 1979 was in Hamburg-Wellingsbüttel
a German comedian, musician, entertainer, actor and poet.

It is not gold that glitters

often shines, the sky brilliant blue, and often
shines a pair of pants
it shines the nose of a woman
before using the compact.

absence shines through the luck!
conspicuous by waxing the floor -
you slide out on it's neck and breaks!
(at great splendor is not for the many!)

The Pechmariechen

at Easter in Hersfeld the mother says,
"Soon it's time for the festive dish! Drum
go, dear daughter, down to the basement and fill with sauerkraut
here this dish, "

" Oh mother, oh mother, I recently
dreamed of a man, the man was disgusting ...!
Oh, let's forget the basement:
Woll'n we eat something else "

" My child, my child, I see it:
you come in the years will slow woman
see everywhere men lurk -
go and fetch some of the sour cabbage, of the "

Mariechen obey them down below,
down into the cellar, had dark grave,
they replenish the plate, the plate of sheet metal, but as long as they also replenish
,
it is not a man, Aw bad luck!

Therefore: Pechmariechen!

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17th day report & 02/18/2009

Log Entry 17th 02/18/2009
& Position: Offside
Stardate: Memory Alpha

Dears,

the most important news of the day: The Swedish
TOFTBO shower curtain is washable at 60 degrees.
of ways: Machine wash 40 degrees, do not bleach. Full
Tube 60 degree included Danchlor - Tofbo from looking like freshly flown in from Stockholm.
How nice.

Today I would like the program "Emergency Living on the windowsill, imagine "or: the garden of the less privileged plants.
It was founded by me and is right by my work - just at the window sill.
It's like I live out my plants to social streak.
course not only - but among other things.
I save as quite often the death of sacred plants, which are squandered in some garden centers for charity award - because I can not just go past it. At home I
päpple the poor things up and then recovered most of the plants. Of course there are sometimes failures.
But as long to see even a healthy, green leaf is, has this plant (in my strange universe) a right to life.
So, nothing is thrown away as fast for me.
Well, just now came the small office of the cripple garden plants.

The showpiece is clearly a tiny Stöckerl clover, which is already in my possession since December 2008 - was an early New Year's gift from a colleague. living exactly By the time the six lucky clover distributed yet - namely mine. A arge
clover-malaria epidemic (or something) has carried off the entire leaf clover stock of our office. My lucky clover ... but as I said, the jewel of my collection.

Then we would have there Mrs. Primrose.
wife Primrose was bought at Penny and I enjoyed two weeks long with beautiful yellow flowers. Then it was over and Mrs. Primrose was depressed. Read all the leaves droop and got ready to face their Creator.
So I asked Mrs. Primrose next to the clover on the window sill.
And lo and behold - 3 new sheets!
Granted, Mrs. Primrose zernepft looks a little - but wife Primrose is a afoch Zache skin, and that I admire.

The third in the league is Mr. cyclamen.
Mr. cyclamen needs constant attention and affection (which brought me to the conclusion that Mr Cyclamen provide a Males).
I'm almost convinced that Mr. cyclamen INTENTIONALLY brown leaves to produce again groped by me to be.
Mr. cyclamen has the only one pot and is therefore a bit arrogant and presumptuous (if my boss behind it ever comes, that Ms. Primrose on one of our stylish and disgustingly expensive WMF coffee saucers lives, he gets 100% a heart attack, was already a drama, I our wonderful, completely unnecessary, WMF pitcher had misused as a vase for my tulips - scandalous would like to say there)!. To spice up

my little cripple garden a bit, I recently a pot with 3 hyacinth bulbs purchased. Which is now on the windowsill in the office.
Until now nothing is happening yet, looks really good.
A brown (rather schiacha) plastic pot in a transparent Sackerl (did not dare to use one of our great WMF dessert plate as a translator) in the 3 rich hyacinth bulb stuck in sandy soil. Hm

It is, moreover, another candidate for my program, "Assisted Living on the windowsill" - it is a now rather puny Usambara violets.
And since I had my success with these unique voyeur bedroom violets can claim with me at home ... So I think
that the violet quite outstanding fit into my little office window sill garden would.

And now again in the series
"Things that upset me really"

Sammy the whale shark.

Just a week after Sammy - a nearly 4-meter female whale shark - swim in the shallow waters off Dubai's Gulf coast, she was captured by the Palm Atlantis Hotel to them there in the aquarium be.

The whale shark females turns in the pool with eleven million liters of seawater his rounds. "Rescued" have the Atlantis Hotel is the animal that originally said the line according to the BBC. But former employees reported the local press that the capture of a whale shark had been planned as a tourist attraction for a long time.

The hotel will not announce if and when the whale shark will be released back into the wild. Alan Leibman, President and Director of the Atlantis, said: "The whale shark is an animal about which little is known, and we hope that we can help him to further research into whale sharks. Our aquarium can contribute to the knowledge of our oceans and the animals increase. "
However, experts said, is restricted by the natural growth of Sammy the aquarium considerably, is not to forget that a whale shark in the oceans thousands of miles travels.

Whale sharks are provided by the internationally recognized conventions under CITES protection. With up to twelve meters in length, making it the largest of today's sharks and the biggest fish out there. Here, the dotted giant harmless: They feed only on plankton and small fish.

I personally think so the hotel manager's word for that would contribute to the study of the Atlantis Hotel whale sharks.
Well sure yet.
The cabin has 1,500 rooms and the building has cost measly 1.2 billion U.S. dollars - would have to somehow get ma the booth so full, right?

OACHKAZLSCHWOAF OF THE DAY:

STRC prst skrz krk
("Put your finger down the throat")
The sentence without vowels
Czech Republic

trim video of the day:

( Apocalyptica featuring Adam Gontier of Three Days Grace - I Do not Care)

"The bitterest tears shed at the grave are those of
unspoken words and deeds failed."
-Harriet Beecher Stowe-

And

"A the most erogenous zones of women is their intelligence. "
-Shirley MacLaine-

Make On flying saucers and little green men (especially if they are over 3 meters tall!).

The departure hurts a little bit
I do not say bye and bye And
hope to meet again
Until then, let's you and favored!

Sniff, Schneuz, moving as.