Logbook entries 24th-30.06.2009 Position: deliver bright green
soda, still fast in June NEN Report under palm leaf sidereal time. I can only amoi so that we are aware of the recall: Today is the 30th June. morning of 01 July. We again a year Halbert exhausted! And all those who in these first six months of 2009 was really totally
EXCITING EXCITING EXTRAORDINARY FASCINATING INCREDIBLE world movement PHENOMENAL TOTAL GROOVYGES Et cetera Experience + any other tings
or have done:
protrusion, shovel snatch and Beserlpark a tree planting. And in about 10-15 years we will all meet there and bask in the shadow of the trees. organizing a picnic and remember the fantastic first six months of 2009. Tear da Na WERMA on nice sunburn.
Okay. I could possibly plant a wunzigkleine Brombeerstaude. Or a mini-Kaktüsschen dig. Or something like that. But from a tree I'm miles away.
Farrah died, my goodness, as I have always had their hair blonde mane beneidet.DER Angel Farrah Fawcett of Charlie always (for me anyway).
And Michael has his last Moon Walk, where the best. This small change color man ... his music has inspired me quite a long time and accompanies almost long. no disco at the time without at least a Michael Jackson number. From his music videos, I was mostly thrilled perfect. However, Michael Jackson - I miss him become a bissi.
trim video of the day:
(Michael Jackson - They do not care about us / Brazilian version)
logbook 17.06.-06.23.2009 position: on stock Stardate: done
I'am the riddler! the supermarket. So are tomatoes in a red mini-networks. lemons in a yellow carrots were packed in a orangefärbigem and courgettes in a green mini-networks. The quiz question is: what color is the packaging network of peppers? There are three correct answers!
I'am the bakeress! have bread baked, delicious, must pull myself together so I totally do not eat anything for a seat. rieeeeechtn tuts And now in my apartment rieeeechen .... Mmmmmmmmhhhhhh. (Addendum: not quite up to date, I have baked bread on Sunday, the daily report to the Sunday already begun - in contrast to the bread but it is not finished).
I'am Mrs. Jill Taylor (wife of Mr. Tim Taylor, the home improvement king)! Toll have my hanging showcases handicrafts alone together (as well that I have my little tool box!), But now I need someone to hang me or the things to help me. * * Wimperklimper Paaaaapaaaaaaa? Your aaaarmes helpless child needs help! * * Wimperklimper
I'am: Dances with Ducks! Oiso be pretty slow to me "my" duck A little bit scary. After already it is clear that they recognize me, and me However the same or opposite nachwackeln soon as I get of the way ... they hang now still always in the afternoon, around outside my office window. That's right outside my window - and only there. Hanging from there, have a little nap so recently one of the duck-child has already tried to climb the small ledge outside the window (I suppose at times it was Hans-Django, no duck would come to such an idea). But that was still too high - because you can not fly yet, yes. Hm
I imagine it very nice before, Miss K. Gen Holy St. Simmering devil by train ... and in the wake of the 71er's flying a little duck-herd. And when I'm back home, be it on the Smurf house balcony and sit staring at me. on each photo that is made by me will be located somewhere in the background of a duck. Inferred. Hahahaha.
general, I'm so worried about "my" ducks, because I fear that they develop into emotionally crippled ego special cases and later times always sit at the psychiatrist, because they can not get her life under control. I are: her life is played out in our courtyard and up to their mum and a few crows have got the four cute, no other animal beings to face. If it then so can leave one day and go out into the big wide world - what will then be when they come for the first time to other ducks? Or I'll meet a swan in the water? are capable of communicating at all can (possibly endemic special language, as long montage kasaniertes existence? Just think of Jodie Foster aka Nell)? Are they social contact Technically other ducks an open mind and to establish communication? The but have never seen such a car. Or a large lake or pond! The full have no idea, and waddle out completely unprepared for life in her duck! the French court at the time of King Louis XIV (who was indeed a great lover and patron of art), there were numerous commemorative events, theater and Music performances always a different theme, the guests had to appear dressed accordingly and scenery and landscapes were presented in the form of large backdrop paintings, in order to let the whole thing is really real. Now. Um. So that would be a nice idea to our ducks in real life as prepare outside? How lovely would that ... because my colleagues and I, in swan costumes before a painted backdrop sea? I can: we have a responsibility! Finally, we speak of children! And all women can not make ducks mother finally alone, she has to wear this without difficulty, since after the birth of the children of man!
very nice, very nice. Arts courier from last Saturday, Polly Adler - Chaos de luxe "residual lot or individual item"
Recently I had the honor of being invited to a discussion of the Single crisis at the University of Graz. The subtitle of the event was "residual lot or individual pieces. Sure it was also asked about their personal status quo and I gave my standard answer: "Marital status: done." The demographer and Parship psychologist fed the hopelessness that women of my age group, furnished with a red cloth in the form by threatening independence and a certain career Animo in the market economy more difficult between the sexes are employable. A coordinate-Gau, who is with the men second only to fear unemployment occupied with addiction to alcohol. What are the alternatives? Excessive silk painting, Tai Chi, the foundation of a song circle? Or even to camouflage as a semi-literate minority-provider to scare the man unnecessarily? Only over my dead body cooled down, people! The magnificent ORF documentarist Toni Spira, also arguing in Graz, was after 700 visits to mate willing soloists love for their TV market, to a more depressing realization came: "Men want to especially moms." For the ladies, which could be included in their sales pitch in front of the camera Passion for Guglhupfbacken spirit, Atzfreudigkeit and nursing skills were always at the man because they were so broad as to be high and have to bite the dentist crying. As always, all questions are something of scheunentorweit open. You can join really just the lament of the great American philosopher, Pamela Anderson, which reads as follows: "With men you have's hard work, but unfortunately without .. Many positions not "
Dears I now a lot is clearer And I consider the foundation of a song circle. (Or a ned, o)) Where Mrs. Anderson has taken for granted and completely undisputed right (just about)
. Ornamental Video of the Day:
(Frank Sinatra - Witchcraft)
"Keep the air in and forget to breathe it." -Johannes B. Kerner -
log entries 14 to 06/16/2009 position: totally Stardate: sexy
Huhu,
Ms. K. reported obediently across the border.
Would my confusion today to share with you, because I think 'my degree that I have for many years done anything wrong. Or misunderstood or something. men can not really know anything, and actually isses usually a "women's issue". Uiiiiuiiiuiiiii - very hot, hot, hot, hot. It's about tampons. More specifically the new OB advertising. (if now touched someone embarrassing - I could not care less - my bed is). So then said the Zeichentrickmäderl in advertising: "In the past I was always a bit worried, a tampon introduce. But now, with comfort OB, I can let my thoughts wander " ???????????????? Please question. Who was your ever worried when he was a hygiene product wander where the mind And why only now As I said: imported cotton wool has And above all? ". But now, with comfort OB, I can let my thoughts wander" WHY
question? I'm confused . And also concerned Because! I use a different brand Nix OB Should I be worried and my thoughts now wander rather not leave because I made this for years Maybe I have a psychic?? Damage - and knows nothing of it at all? without ever once giving a serious thought of tampons I've wandered through life - until now! Until today! Up to this advertisement! Oh you green nine!
way: Egyptian inscriptions indicate that prior to Pharaonic times a kind of tampon use was made of papyrus. In the 5th Century BC the Greek physician Hippocrates mentions tampons wrapped with fabric pieces of wood.
be honest, I had lived at that time and menstruating - because I would have been worried too. A piece of wood wrapped with fabric? Papyrus? Yikes!
change of topic. Hamm's ma now even the last branch Schöps locked. Not that I would have bought a whole lot there - but sometimes. is also holding it a bit sad. Actually the company was Schöps a traditional Austrian company, founded in the 50s, and stood for decades for affordable, wearable women's wear. Until then, companies such as H & M fashion world of excitement with low prices. sorry. Instead of the familiar yellow neon sign shines Schöps me now squeaky pink on. Tally Weijl the country needs! Totally sexy! "Stresses female fashion for young women of today." So tastes are fortunately different. But the one (ahem) or other (ahem) this piece emphasizes female clothes could be worn easily, if one were to investigate the streetwalker trade. Well I find the slogan: ". Also makes XL sexy" Okay. So I am not of the opinion that female nature, size XL or bigger days, can not be sexy. Absolutely not. And I also think it is good that the self-confidence, especially young girls / teens will be strengthened - to help you make it clear that not only keep XXS and a tendency to anorexia "sexy" and attractive. 's holding is, however, depends on how XL is packaged. And when I look at some Tally Weijl Flankerl look, available in size XL, and if there are moments of chubby Teennager in there constrained, because it's who hold everyone else ... XL may well be totally sexy ... but why there's then no models that and tailored for XL winners are?
Sun Had the ma sometimes discussed.
trim video of the day:
(Billy Talent - River Below)
"stress, these are the handcuffs, one wears around his heart." -Helmut Qualtinger-
and
"If you want to be the focus of a party, do not go you." -Audrey Hepburn-
good. And because it was so nice today before - again: o):
I'm a poor lonesome cowgirl I'm a long long way from home And this poor lonesome cowgirl
Has got a long long way to roam Over mountains over prairies From dawn till day is done My horse and me keep riding Into the setting sun
logbook entries 09th-13.06.2009 position: on strawberry leaf Stardate: very pretty
`Dere,
PLEASE may I say a smart of you piglet time why people (women) on maternity leave and / or an estimated 70 years: must do (ie retired people) calculated in the shopping rush hour for working people their bulk purchase? I get a Halbert attack if I blow in the seventeenth, armed watch with a yogurt and a Packerl Kanarienvogelfutter, must, as a mom hauls the food supply for (my opinion) at least 2 months on the Förderbandl. Or fill up a sprightly pensioner's canned stock. And although to 8:50 clock in the morning. Or 5 minutes before closing time. Why is that? Did not really have all day (that is, more or less)? Pffffffffffffffffffff.
A tailor's in the beautiful Vienna's third district. With huge tables, we applied what we can for so do all the esteemed customers. is unmotivated because: "trousers" "dress" "Rock" "curtain" "leather" "fur" Mhm. Well, what then? Trouser press? Curtain hanging? Well damn. but I especially like: "shoulder padding" What on earth is to please "shoulder padding? An innovative invention for the cyclic office sleeper? A little shoulder padding sewn into the sweater ... so s' Kopferl is beautifully soft ... And, as a special service is offered: "reverse collar" The Alteration is right next to a pizzeria. Well thank you. Don Corleone says hello ...
And Dears: find myself in the footsteps of Konrad Lorenz. The had it even with gray geese. I have mallards. It is now proven that people remember to duck. "My" duck recognize me now and waddle after me excited when I walk through the courtyard. And while they do it not everybody x any man - but really just me. And if I come up with the yellow box, where the Kanarienvogelfutter is inside, is it completely out. Hach. My babies! O) That will be pretty hard when the four sweet are grown and leave us here. I hope they come back (or: maybe they would remain so even this well?).
And every day a good deed! Today already saved two balcony-strawberry plant life. Well, what shall I do then? G'weint g'weint having the savings! Very loud! arm was, for half-dead from thirst and special offer. No she did! And of course I had to both take - I mean that's not it! Can not buy one, and let the others are easy! is maybe it is a couple? We do not know, eh, you do not know yet! was (certainly a beautiful picture this morning: Miss K. is with 2 hanging strawberry plants in the hand followed by the inner courtyard of a herd of ducks ...).
experience was that Ms. S. was suspended today from your husband on our field (I believe I do not even habs mentioned: this year we plow back our field plot). Well. Lady S., do not be sad, I will come visit you regularly. And maybe you can You tinker with stones and a small arable land lair? starvation will you certainly can not have the fruits of the field will eat you. And also: Summer Academy! Turkish language course! is still great! : o)
trim video of the day:
(Lee Dorsey - Working In The Coal Mine)
"There are thieves who are not punished by the laws and the people but steal the most precious: the time. " -Napoleon Bonaparte
and
"You have to think hard about what you want. It could happen that . You get it "-Meat Loaf
log entry.! 06/08/2009 Position: contain traces of nuts may Stardate: pithy
Tach. Oh dear goodness, already cured from stress tea in teacup -. teabag or tea filter - can be drawn - - hot water, tea bags or tea filter out again -. ready But not with this "Pure White Tea For there's precise instructions on how to behave "Preparation instructions. Pour hot but NOT boiling water (95 ° C) over the tea bag and BREW FOR 1 MINUTE! Using water that is too hot or brewing for too long can detract from the delicate and smooth favor of this White Tea. " Jössas! Where's my stopwatch? Where is my Teewasserthermometer? panic, panic, panic!
you pursuing that "may contain traces of nuts" even so much as me? "May contain traces of nuts" Recently discovered in the Büronaschlade: packing nut corners. bold "with 80% nuts. And then in small print: "May contain traces of nuts" Ahja. Huh? Well I'm glad now, but ... But how can "tracks go nuts "in my pineapple yogurt? nuts apparently left traces everywhere. Almost creepy, while nuts fall anywhere - and then left their mark. But: This is a result of the litigation culture - United States shows us. It is the protection of the manufacturer - better safe than sorry. After all, could be lost by a nut-containing pre-production still a tiny Nusskrümelchen somewhere where no nuts are clean. And then the salad hamma. But then please clean your pots containing sensibly. When I visit the next time, I can not say "So, Your glass here. But it could possibly contain traces of apple juice. "
Those who yes also very busy with traces of all kinds is Detective Calleigh Duquesne, CSI Miami. Or even (for me): Absent sweat glans - Calleigh. Detective Calleigh Duquesne - the woman without sweat glands. Florida, Miami, 40 degrees in the shade. The population sweats - and dresses accordingly summer airy. Eric Delko and Ryan Wolfe self is seen occasionally in the T shirt running through the series. And sometimes also looks Lt. Horatio Caine in his suit slightly rumpled and sweaty from - not as Detective Duquesne. She enters the scene - they appear. Even after a wild chase always immaculately made up and coiffed - always long-sleeved clothing and most everything in black. Recently I watched an episode where Calleigh trudged 45 minutes in black lacquer high heels-boots by Miami fascinated. This she wore skintight, black jeans and a sexy low-necked black satin blouse. Given the obligatory rubber gloves. The crime scene: Miami Beach, was the middle of the beach found a body. In the background, people on the beach. In bikini and swimwear. Well. Calleigh is great. And totally stylish. And they has no sweat glands. What indeed is sometimes much worth.
For example, while dancing.
silent film Dancer in the public domain
that residents and police a disco in the middle of residential area would love to be unique. Admittedly, the concept of Disco Oliver Hangl is unique. The Viennese artist invites namely regularly to the "sidewalk Disco" - and there meets Wilhelm Busch's phrase "music is often considered annoying, seeing that they associated with noise," not to. For Hangl equips its guests with wireless headphones: dancing, visitors - but the environment is spared any noise. weekend Hangl invited to Spittelberg. And indeed, the party people to choose it could thanks to dual-channel wireless technology in a "musical bubble of perception" (Hangl) between music from the years 1988 or 1998, attracted Although optical (for viewers without a headset that looks perhaps a little something sick ') attention, caused in the middle-class residential area but no audible trouble. The dance venues, says Hangl, select it from accurately and confidently, "At Spittelberg those people who live in the 70-year revolt against what they are today." The next disco sidewalk on 20 June for the Piaristenkirche in Vienna. (Thomas Rottenberg, THE STANDARD, print edition, 08/06/2009) : o) I
give me the kind of pretty funny before: o)
ornamental Video of the Day:
(Emilia Torrini - Jungle Drum)
"Success is that one's abilities, are in demand right now, " -Henry Ford I. -
And
.. The most precious possession of the woman is the imagination of the man" -Beate Uhse
Oiso Well then ... Always nice to watch! "May contain traces of nuts"
Log Entry 06/07/2009 Position: well it again here Stardate: here, right next to me sidereal time, tell me "Hi, I'm here again" to the Querbeet visitors. "Hi, I'm again here you Querebeet visitors, I wanted to stop by much earlier times, but ... so I can I help it because the Miss K ...." But now rest sidereal time, and down in the corner!
Sooooo. So. Jajajaja. Well how are you then? Nope, I'm not entirely crumbled from the Querbeet - I could never do that! Querbeet I love as my own child (if I had one). But it's just always something different.
Once I'm there. Once I am there. Once I will dig in Querbeet - but I could not think of what I could plant in here. Once it is urspät suddenly. Once I drink a cup of tea and then'm super tired (Lavendeltee from Turkey - will work for me like a 10 Valium in combination with five 5-star Metaxa spirit glasses, honest). Once I B'such. Once I've simply not be bothered. Once again, once again .... And once I am on a concert. such as on 1 June - I was at a concert. There are the Funny van Dannen occurred (Highlight: the song "Art Nouveau" thought I fell off the chair), and the Biermösl Blosn (3 Bavarian gentlemen of advanced age, comparable with our three rogues, only a bissl policy, all "real Bavarian, including trumpet, tuba, accordion, Lederhosn , Schuachplattler and alpine horns), the Bill Me Non Mayr, Esther Kim and Raphael doubt .... and my Dears - my Dears: Die Toten Hosen. Let's say this: It was really a totally unusual concert: o) S 'was really very great - a little something more I'd have pants containing desired. But you can not get everything. Or actually it. Because who have a little something more trousers will - hold the flies to Dusseldorf. Just as I do. Am 19.12. - "Take a loud" Christmas concert tour. Yes, yes, yes, yes! must now work out sometime soon, how many days until 19.12. are: o)) Yes, and the Funny van Dannen - because I watch a bit more detail in November. But ned in Dusseldorf. But anyway in Vienna, even ned far from here (a so a lucky as well!).
And totally exciting news from my boss - by mail to all round: ! "On Tuesday, the photographer will get fancy (even prettier than usual), white collar would be an advantage!" Yikes! We know you remember what it was, at that time in school - as if the photographer was announced? Hysteria! Total excitement! Screaming! THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS COMING! De'javu - a thousand years later: it has changed nothing at all. The chicken house was upside , THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS COMING! For heaven's sake. course, I immediately had to tell my mom (also containing the same again), and has g'sagt (as before hold also): "Well maybe I'll get finally amal ag'scheites Büdl of you" Well I'll do my best mom: o) "make pretty"
- again, I'm going very, very hard give and go to bed at 9 tomorrow, so look out the wrinkles ironed maybe a little. In my G'sicht - ned on the laundry '. With me in "white collar" brought a little bit shaky. "White collar" - on a t-shirt? O) Nöööööö - of course I also have one or the other Blüschen - but not white (the attentive Querbeetleser recalls, the "I have nothing at all but to wear white" problem I've had times). white collar? Maybe I can talk over a pastor here in the area. Or maybe I can at Lambert Hofer a frock coat with parricide collar muster. Or any funny Baroque costume. Or something like that. (Or am I once again pretty much the only person who can see photos on our business without "white collar" - that could possibly be: o))
Hmmmmmmm. What else? Oh yes! Can I please like someone to explain why poor people, which grows a huge wart in the middle of the face - why not let these poor people of this horrible thing removed? The absolute overkill if you please is ever a huge wart with hairs d'up! I can. Honestly! wart on the face (and then maybe with hair on it) - sorry, but that does not work
I would pick me a decal from a Bazooka bubble gum in the face. Or I have my warts by a resourceful tattoo artist in an original install facial tattoo. I would paint my wart red, and claim that I am suffering from the rare one-point-maser Erkan Kung - permanently. I would wear a burka and tell, I had converted to Islam. Or I would explain to buckle on a Venetian beak mask and I was the reincarnation of Giacomo Casanova - but would like to remain anonymous. I would do it all. Before talking to a huge, hairy Wart on my face running through the area. But honestly.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. what else? Oh, is not interested while - but I was totally impressed me. was the first time in the "Mega Zoo" in Stadlau. So that's what I've yes ever seen before. As all other stores for pet supplies, a Lercherlschaß honest about it. Really. The herd was also impressed. I mean, where else do you get rocket & tomatoes Knabberstängel? Or a wigwam in camouflage colors for small rodents? Or Clover biscuits? Or Wellness Food for guinea pigs with coriander and spirulina algae true? Or whole-wheat blueberry Nibblers cookies? EBEN! I'm just glad I do not live in Stadlau, and I always like the traveling there on the alarm clock goes. And please: NO YES IS ME ON THE IDEA OF ME A ZOO IN HOLY MEGA ST. SIMMERING TO BUILD! Otherwise, I must assume that is a job. Thank you! PS The Wigwam I will not yet purchased - would be very sweet, have been o)
trim video of the day:
(Eagles Of Death Metal - Speaking In Tongues)
"On believed to be the lightest, what is whispered. " -Simone de Beauvoir
and
"If God would have that we wash ourselves, he would have allowed the scent before." -Napoleon Bonaparte
There! And here it is, the report several days. goes so fast this I am going to make a cup now Lavendeltee. And then need to say more eh ma nimma. Naaaahhhaaaacht Good!
sidereal time, say once a "good night". "Good Night" (says the sidereal time).
logbook entries 19th-24.05.2009 position: straight Stardate: Oh my goodness nonsense
Dears, time sashayed away. Flapp, flaps, flaps - and have another week is up. And we stand with one foot almost in June! Yikes!
Today morning, after Ausdembettgekrieche, incidentally, I had a hairdo like a band member of the Leningrad Cowboys. This made me an honest weng frightened and made bissi affected. I is: who would have been a Fisur like a Leningrad Cowboy? Na i ned. But my hair is fortunately flexible, and read, albeit a little reluctantly umfrisieren. Who knows with what hairstyle I wake up tomorrow? Wolle Petry? Rudolf Moshammer? Bill Kaulitz? It will be super excited!
So. Although I announced, probably already the best concert was to be (namely, the Eagles of Death Metal concert, which was at 17.3 -. was really the mega hammer), I hereby revoke my statement and say sometimes the opposite. Although I was not even there, there on the other concert. This was namely not yet. Is' erst. And while on 1.6.2009. And although at the Burgtheater. is the best concert of the year erst. Nope, I'll get me a cultural, rather a sugar-shock. where "shock" in the most positive sense. And more sugar in the form of candy - and here again only ne certain variety: namely Campino. And who has still not pulled over, what's ever is: Die Toten Hosen ! In the Castle Theater! At 1.6.! And the best thing is: I go there! I have a card that is. do not sit there somewhere on Juche, or steep southern slope, and I like that. Nöööööööööööööö. I sit floor, 2nd Series !!!!!!! JUHHHUUUUUUUUUUU! And this must be said now, but: not my merit. Eternal thanks go to Mrs. Rosa! It did, get hold of the cards. JUHHHHUUUUUUUUUUU!!
Who incidentally, the best guinea pigs want to see the world - which must come to Holy St. Simmering. It is probably one of fate that have calculated here with me the four most beautiful and most intelligent sea pig ever gathered and banded together for brilliant demons flock. Against his fate one can not defend halt. Exactly.
Today I was overcome by the way, spontaneously and suddenly large, transient fatigue, when I am in the morning a little radio receiver to listen. Boing, it is eleven clock (well look at you one) - and now is: Hans Krankl. Live On Air and he plays what he wants. The man clearly lacks a very important radio host capability: namely Sprachmelodik. My legs and my eyelids were very, very difficult while Mr. Krankl diverse music, in a monotonous monotone presented. While Jimi Hendrix "Hey Joe" was the best (by the way Mr. Krankl: Mr. Hendix has "Hey Joe" does not compose, eh, but could not care less), I had me halfway darappelt again, but then picked Mr. Krankl from the big knockout. A sepulchral voice announced: Michael Bolton (for heaven's sake!), Some soul-love tearjerker grad ... so I have it yet to the "Off" Knopferl done on radio, otherwise I would have probably slept through lunch today. I are, we must yes song title not present as the Joker post - but a little something more enthusiasm would be nice. Is indeed highly dangerous, even to clock up 11. More or less shortly after rising and before nap ...
And finally today, a small craft tip. direct from my boss, nice and slow me the creeps. You need: a bar of soap + a rubber band. rubber band several times to wrap the soap - and put it in the microwave. The result will be as an abstract object soap - an ideal, quick gift, if you forget in the rush of everyday life, to get a trifle. He's has not yet tried. I also not. who dares? O) actually melted a rubber band in the microwave? And where my boss has this craft tip? Why did he tell us about it? And what do you do with an abstract object soap? I personally hope so much that we meet this year but again our obligatory shopping vouchers will be given as a corporate Christmas gift ...
trim video of the day:
(Nicki and pony band - Pony hopp)
"The more you look through the women the less you will understand." -Otto Erich Hartleben-
And "In heaven an angel is nothing special." -George Bernard Shaw
Right then. nice watch, call, and nothing can ever be good. All love & sincerely The Frl.K.
log entries 13 to 05/18/2009 position: real Stardate: fake
Tach! already seen: broadcast "extreme you!"? This is a surgery show. metamorphosis into a vamp (or so). pair of plastic surgery and a new styling - and the world looks very different. And everything for free, it must be the candidate to the other nostril and filmed where.
"Beautiful people have better: Beautiful babies get more attention, beautiful adults have more success - at work and at home. But what about those that were not considered by nature with an attractive appearance? "Extremely beautiful! Finally a new life" as the people who are marginalized by their appearance, have lost their self-esteem and has withdrawn from life. "
Great! Now you can find among other things young people want to get in life is more if one is beautiful and that cosmetic surgery is a quite normal on the way there.
"is in every episode for two desperate outsider her biggest Wish come true. A competent team of experts gives them a new and happy life. First-class doctors, psychologists, fitness trainers and nutritionists help the candidates to their dream look and accompany them on their highly emotional way to a new self-esteem. "
would be interesting to know how the people for a year after their" look transformation ". Who the last 25 years has not gone to the dentist, and who was last in the Stone Age to the hairdresser - are those people pay actually now in their appearance Well whatever Have fun anyway with the new Cover charisma and personality?.. There's a ned to buy a lot of coal.
Sunday and now some pictures:
If you as to what? clones? Genetic engineering? The lady on photo 1 is the Stylist - Carine Bartholome. The ladies on the other photos are their creatures. She has from them, after several surgeries and dental visits made. course, looking out of the worlds better now as before (which is not all can do with hair extensions, false eyelashes, professional make-up artists make-up and good exposure). World class. Mrs. Bartholome sets himself, in each show, at least one monument. a likeness of themselves Almost a little something sinister. Fast think you have to Frankenstein.
Well. What was that again with Narcissus?
Narcissus in Greek mythology, the handsome son of the river god Kephisos and Leiriope (Hyginus fab. Met.3 271 and Ovid, 343). According to legend, was dismissed by the boys and girls wooed by the love of the nymph Echo. For this he was of Nemesis, by other sources Aphrodite, punished in such a way that he fell into insatiable love for his own mirrored reflection in the water. One day he sat down at the lake and as he was so into the water kuckte, he fell in love with his reflection. Since he did not realize that it was his own, he drowned in the attempt to unite with its mirror image.
are in such a hairdresser's so many levels. NaIO. So be careful beautiful woman Bartholome, eh!
Hans-Django Guckindieluft I told you not yet introduced, is it? . Respectively: I suspect that it is a jack-Django, but it could be just as good Hannelore Djangoline, no idea can be determined from when the ducks. Currently, Hans-Django held still fluffy, fuzzy, brown yellow, like his three siblings as well. And he is a member of that family of ducks that live in our small office courtyard pond. of early beginning it was a small duck who paddled not good in the group over the place - and soon it was clear: Hans-Django is a rebel. Always one (or more) of beak length to the other ahead or behind, he waddles partly or totally dreamy but almost defiant through our courtyard. All other ducks Children follow mother's word - but Hans-Django has ... Last week, he spontaneously decided to visit us once, and has, quietly, sneaked through the patio door in our office. Woman Mother against the glass almost had a heart attack and croaked along half the office building. And Hans-Django was so excited that he could not find the exit. By joining forces, and as gently as possible, we have him back hinausbugsiert. short time he was a little intimidated, but what has been laid over the weekend clearly again. morning walking woman duck with only three children around the corner. Screeching, screaming, screaming! Collective hysteria in the office. There are only THREE babies! But there .... Oh yeah, Hans-Djano ... has a little something back ... dawdled Pfffffffffffff .....
ornamental Videos of days:
The Zimmers "My Generation" The Zimmers are a British band with an average age of 78 years (2007). The name is derived from a popular brand in the UK walking aid. background of the band is a documentation of the BBC, is in drawing attention to the situation of older people in our society, especially the old isolation and contempt.
Young @ Heart "Purple Haze" Young @ Heart is an unusual chorus of 75 - to 92 years. Some of the singers have experienced two world wars and now they bring modern punk, soul and rock music halls around the world for cooking and the heart to melt.
"We are born to live, -. die and not always necessarily in that order."
Pay attention to everything that causes you joy and glowing fireflies. Good night!
Log Entry 12/05/2009 position: under the rainbow Stardate: striped
Welcome to Dr. K. - a specialist in climate Requests & Lebenshilfe
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Great Happiness flows through & I flows. Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm. thought they were extinct. Everywhere I've desperately looking for them. And actually I've already resigned to the fact that I now must live without them. But then on Saturday ... one of fate led me to Little Istanbul. And suddenly .... PILOT BPS-GP XB (XB = EXTRA WIDE stands for) And I speak not now before any great condoms or a special hemp plant - but from my favorite pens! The were suddenly sold anywhere anymore, and allegedly also were not available anymore! HURRAY! And they do exist! The earth is round and life is beautiful! : o)
aphid at the mouth
Great! "We go where you want!" "We go whenever you want!" Na even better! I find very nice I must say. advertises with the above principles that is a taxi company. That's fine, if I get my money went to the exact spot where I want - and also when I want. call I think this customer-oriented work. Since could cut a slice, for example, the ÖBB. Respectively. I ask myself before grad: Miss K., in front of the tram depot Holy. Simmering morning as much by 2 clock. counter the door kicking and screaming: "! Los 71er Hüa, hüa, hüa driving me wherever I want and right now I am a customer!"
Glasl vorm August
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Okay. So I know it too.
Today a sign in a shop: "The specialist in fresh & Waterfall" Waterfall ? extremely interesting. "Good day, I would like Lake Neusiedl in a 240 gallon tank. " I imagine quite wonderful before. When I think of the Neusiedler See is to me automatically" Gatschzechn "field. The Neusiedler See (Hungarian Fertő tó, Fertő literally means" swamp ") Well swamp Gatschzechn just o) I find even the Neusiedler See National Park quite wonderful - but swimming is the nothing (that is, for me at least) But such a small marsh reeds Kaleidoscope in my home.... . .... hmmmmm living Or could it be perhaps that in this pet store a North German works o)
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trim video of the day?
(DTH - away)
Brettl front of the head
Nündenn. we roll through the rest of the afternoon and strengthen ourselves with caffeine-containing beverages or the like.
Log Entry 11/05/2009 position: we have contact again on Voyager! Stardate: 11000 light years in the sun
Gö, because look, the hest thinks there never .... Have the honor, etc. gschamsdadiener Long time no see! Surprise surprise!
Well, Hammas how? Eh all nice and green? Feino.
I do now just as if never been, and what would now go just like that sometimes so on. And so. And although the day report to 05.11.2008.
Was anything? Hello? Nope. Exactly.
Oiso. beginning to like you will make known (that I) times their suspicions. makes it all know. you (ie me) is suspected, namely, that bra designed by men, are designed and manufactured. Exactly: by MEN! From that species, which often begins at the sight of beautiful underwear, 'the drooling and panting, but actually has a clue what it means on a daily basis having to buckle on a bra.
I will personally like to believe that there are women with perfect breasts in cup size CD that really need no bra and wear such a thing only for reasons of pure ornament. Those who are just as good of a Vorhangrestl, a Gummiringerl and a bissl Uhustick times fast on Damenklo could even tinker much a part together, because not care anyway. That has to nix based, kept draped, and gepushed be fined. bra? Why do that, please? A Brustfetzerl - that is enough! Jajajaja, really - I'm willing to BELIEVE. I can convince so much, eh. But I do know, strangely, such a woman does not.
Hm
Not that it would be really interesting. But buying a bra that is comfortable, not necessarily the looks like a corset of Madame Pompadour and record for you is no small credit needs is a real, true and perfect challenge. Every Woman "buy new underwear," which from time to time in the adventure of crashes and does not have the PERFECT motionless bosom, and then still do not cup size A through life running - in my opinion deserves the gold melee needle with ribbon. Na honest.
bra's are in themselves so tens of thousands. so beautiful that there is a little tears in the eyes spontaneously drives (uA often even if you look at price's label) would With Trägerchen that are so thin, believe that they could be spun from hair or Engelslöckchen elves. Beautiful particles, Brussels bobbin lace same. velvet and silk, all colors, and at times one could also think we would have lost in a Beate Uhse shop. But that could not care less everything, because when the part is sitting and adjusts ned ned, because it's simply just is just beautiful, 'and nothing else at all: THEN THE ZÖD OLLAS ÖFE! And therefore urges in me (again and again and actually already years) suspected that bra models are designed by men. way she's would like. What's Augerl. What the drooling - look, think only ned.
What we poor women Hascherln upon us and go along to finally find an appropriate model that meets the true and proper functions of a bra, but which nevertheless reasonably respect looks and at the sight of the particular viewer does not immediately eye cancer gets or spontaneously, the question is in the room, where is it now the best option for this Pumpanölla bust Kraxe stayed there - THE REAL NO MAN CAN IMAGINE!
What still to come: in the cabin watched the whole thing quite often everything from good manners. For there is one then the only way around in the mirror and looks at it, and does not primarily themselves. For a bra one can test unfortunately not like a car. Who wants to buy a new car drives, with the most a few rounds of tests to check whether before a match, the new car. And maybe it's not fit then? It does not sit comfortably, the car is sprung too hard, it's too small, too big - so what do I know?
But what you believe because that would tell the seller of a lingerie department, one would test its possible future BH to its stability and holding power by time several rounds of jumping through the sales area? Or if you are wild, like Jane Fonda in her best days, arobicmässig dislocated because you check in will, if eh still everything remains in the bags, one would, for example in the supermarket from the top shelf fished a can of canned peaches (also ned, that I would ever buy canned peaches - was just a trivial example). Or would herumrobbt on all fours between the coat stands, because you want to find out whether that thing on her bosom still saucy come off, after you've scrubbed for 2 hours the hall tiles?
the love men are problems you do not know! You have full no idea! I still maintain that bras are designed by men, developed and manufactured. And that is why there are so many extremely beautiful, but completely unsuitable models.
I somehow think that the vengeance of these men is to us women. I mean, we are honest, what choice has been the man when it comes to his choice of underwear, killed Unterhoserl? Inverted = Boxers Or not hanging = any other species of men's underpants. That was it then. and it is always completely not care whether the box at the top with the peaches on the shelf!
And because most men really like to have a choice, and that in most cases feeling somehow emasculated and eierlos when they almost patronizing (and I swear almost could we women really nothing for this situation, it saw men pants technically are virtually only two possibilities) they have this insidious and common plan with the bra's forged - and the ultimately implemented worldwide. order to torment us! Because they are jealous!
That's my theory. And now I have finally written down. To uncover it. all know this decision.
I'm doing great Dears, no PUNIK ! I feel great! : o)
trim video of the day:
(Alesha Dixon - The Boy Does Nothing)
Hahaha, and now everybody wants to know why the woman Dixon moved anything and everything remains in the right place? Do you already know the trick with the double-sided carpet tape? Maybe even a tip for our Boxers support! Have fun ! But before shave! o)
logbook 15/04/2009 & 04/16/2009 position: near the buttercup Stardate: scratched pretty
Tach also
good question from Mrs. S.: plurality of hooks - the hooks or the Kleiderhäken? The hooks, the Häker? What, what? There's now probably good advice very, very expensive. Sigh.
Otherwise, I can announce, I am an absolute hero. Respectively. Nine Hero. Bin mistress of the situation and the camp. What I so in my few days vacation've done it all - so I did indeed believe in yourself, Ned, I had not seen myself (and made in particular). I want to create (almost) anything if I really. was honest. Toll. Gell? Hmph, so far I was really successful. And I sauheiß - it is now thought cool?
Sun I have now found that Ms. Trude coughs. After a while she wanted me to tell and has angequiekt me (probably she would tell me what it is missing), but that was only as a "caw" - suppose that Trudy is a chill-Pudi bissi (to take further that the chill has brought on the way to the vet last week). And because I am a hysterical mother (like all moms wait, when it comes to the health of the brood), and because it can degenerate a Bissiverkühlung at sea squirrels quickly in a gross pneumonia .... I am tomorrow at 9:30 when the woman vet Trude. Juhu! I g'frei mi! Was indeed, as I said, just last week there thinking but I even like my wife very veterinarian.
Technically I'm seen eating the last days of great boring - I always eat salad. Maybe I ought to go (even) more among men - the herd seems to rub off on me. Dears But tomorrow, tomorrow's asparagus. And although Hungarian asparagus. But siza! What a faux pas, but where we have our own asparagus, the good (gilded?) From March Field. But Hungary has so once belonged to Austria so I thought I would stop buying the semi-quasi-ex-Austrian asparagus; o)
Ned only Frau Trude hat - my little pseudo Ferrari hat, too. Nope. Actually, he "knocks". Allegedly. I still belong with nothing. But Mr N. g'sagt has it - and what the Lord N. says is always true.
War refuel today. I've already done several times, is not totally new to me: o) And in complete mental state of confusion I have done the wrong fuel in my car. I are: the (my car) would indeed be able to say what! But no, not a mux, and boom: even regular gasoline instead of Super was in the tank.
in mind, I knew that I would expect to now no major engine damage - but was still hysterically. WHAT TO DO FOR NOW? MAYBE MY CAR DIES ???!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP! cell phones can indeed be a curse - but sometimes just great. For live and unedited directly from the gas station: "Haaaaalllooo Mr. N.! Help! Help! Help! "The Lord N. has a very calming effect on me. I've mentioned this before in any daily report in the snow: I trust the Lord, N. blind. No, my car will not die, and no, I do not pump out the gasoline now or whatever. Super gasoline fill up on it soon - all is good, everything is beautiful. But my car is perhaps bisserl "knock", but that is not bad. Hach, Mr. N., a car mechanic in my heart! Please consider even nicer if you were to live in Holy St. Simmering, because then I would in fact due to any other road car ever so small shit to you: o) Well
. "Knocked" has my car yet. But I am very curious to see how it sounds. this, we must say that I "knock" at the word immediately and automatically to the rabbit "Thumper" think. This is the friend of Bambi, you know. In my mind's eye I see that is a small gray rabbit sitting in my tank. knock, knock, knock.
So, here's a tip for our night owls, which are a little something stuck in the 80s. Some people still remember. Namely, in what once was, before there were large room with 15 different clubs dance floors. Given that only one DJ was at work, CD's, Club lounge, chill and All Inclusive binge drinking far and no sign. The good old disco, relatively small, usually somewhere in the basement with black lights, disco ball, fog from a fog machine and light colored lights of funny - they are still there. And I was there - unpackbar.
Wickie, Slime & everyday myths "Clubbing", regularly in the Cabaret fields mouse. This must be said that I had previously only once in my life when Wickie, Slime & everyday myths was, in ancient times - then Sofiensäle. NaIO, that was a fairly large venue, eh. Accordingly, I expected Huge. But as already mentioned: they are there just still, the "real" Disco ...
Na're paralyzed you (yes, yes, at times I thought, as I since so squished into this Bankerl for Smurfs and / or other short people sat ). And I was really shocked when they told me that was going on that night "eh little - usually it's much fuller here. LOT FULL? How does that work please?
Well in any case: the Burner for people who feel in g'steckt full & complete smoke-filled mini-bars and probably to the beat of Village People want to weigh melody. And insert a bisserl a Knädl, I say yes to san in the elite first blow.
A couple, incidentally, was present for that very, very safe at the time machine (I say only: Fluxkompensator!) Had come from about 1982 right after 2009. Or they had wigs on and have looted the charity fund of clothes - this could of course be.
trim video of the day:
(Lacuna Coil - Spellbound)
Jo, and then I wanted to say that I am really glad that I did not cucumber daily by car through the area has. I probably would have already connected me any sect, which bequeathed to my belongings and would now live as a hermit in some hole in the ground (of course including the herd). I can: there can be only so dopey in this traffic and these drivers!
But despite nothing more: there's more! On the pseudo-Ferrari, now watching whether the knockers shows now. I just hope that it will not move in with me (the Uncle Emil ity certainly freak out completely, which I'm sure)
logbook entries 10th-14.04.2009 position: right in Lampukistan - crap! Stardate: zackzack
Dears, first of all I would like to now devote most exciting question: "How rich is actually Scrooge McDuck?" And you will not believe it real: Dagobert Duck is very, very rich! Even Bruce Wayne (aka Batman) beholds, with around 7 billion USD of assets rather pale, and Richie Rich may pack with its 12 billion U.S. dollars. Uncle Scrooge hoarding money in his store approximately 29 billion USD! And so is undeniably the richest duck Scrooge McDuck in the world. Wow.
is The Anne Eilfeld. know until yesterday I had seen of Anne Marie had never heard or what (which is incredible for a lucky THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, there is but one God and he loves me !!!), but now I do!: this is Anne Marie Eilfeld - and the candidate is at "Germany searches the superstar. And if that was not already own terrible and horrible enough, What did that woman on your head? Wow!
Please knew someone that there is a "passenger advisory council"? The "mouthpiece" Wiener Linien: the passenger advisory council. Sixteen specially selected people represent here all the passengers. Every four years, this body is elected again and it will be chosen eight men and eight women with the help of questionnaires and hearings. What does a member of the Passenger Advisory Board? "Specially selected people" What can the great, what tests need to make that they are included in the elite panel? "They imitate the" fives "from the TV series Kaisermühle Blues" "What are all the odd bus routes and all the stations beginning with the letter O, M or D" "In the interval driving the tram line 71 between 15 und 19 clock?" "How many standing there in the engine car of the high-floor tram type E2? "What / who ULF? a) a shaggy alien who likes to eat cats b) "Our Lady" - the term for the biblical Mary c) a Scandinavian first name d) Ultra Low Floor ? driving all day with the public transport around and test all ticket Zwick machine? or have just a few supi ideas - such as the Essverbot in public transport?
I are - you go eh no? Essverbot? Who cares? As long as the next I do not unpack the barbecue and a few Cevapcici checked - but I could not care less.
The desire for Essverbot in the public transport was the way abgeschmettert - a harsh defeat so for the passenger advisory council, who dismissed I'm not sure - maybe there a FBPT, Federal Bureau of Public Transportation, with a secret office in the tram depot Simmering? And did not want to, perhaps? I can: what mas? I did not until yesterday, not that there is a passenger advisory council. This is most interesting. No man knows, no one knows who they are - all undercover, secret agents Rails and switches. Wow.
news today: peace in Lampukistan?
And a little advertising:
So, now I found out that Anne Marie Eilfeld has a prominent hair model. Lady Gaga!
I'm blown away, honestly.
trim video of the day:
(The Sisters Of Mercy - Lucretia, my Reflection)
Where would we end up if everyone would say where would we be, and no one would go to see where you would if you would.
logbook 02.-09.04.2009 position: under the bridge Stardate: banana + coconut
Jössas! How time flies! Na very badly please! To pre-empt any speculation : It is my great. I have no sense wild crisis, depression, and am a ned on a psychiatric ward. Nope. at large and guad it. Tutto bene . Ollas. Italian Sun Because we are already at, Dears: honor him! He is a Roman emperor (or so). Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. A true and genuine hero. And seemingly perfect. course is the placement of homeless earthquake victims in Abruzzo, a little "tentative" but "you have to take it just like a camping weekend. The housed in the camps people "there is no mean to pry." The funny Silvio! According to Forbes, he is with a fortune of 9.4 billion U.S. dollars, one of the richest men in Italy - and dopey red '. Na eh super totally safe. Everything is gone; Human lives are to be deplored - but they lack the people mean to pry, just a temporary bisserl, but otherwise a picnic! Camping Weekend! Well. If the whole is then cleared away debris, can people possibly even plant a few tomato bushes, because, as we have already learned of Ms Swarovski, one has to use resources appropriately. And if you can have while camping is the way you also like gardening a little, eh? Tutto bene !
And I called 's the same: i woas ned. If in the future at some point show up once my fingerprints on any crime scene: I was not me! I have done nothing! I swear! My fingerprints there were then smuggled to me fully to blow away. As a hacker has hacked into the system of the Passport Office and has the full stolen, my fingerprints. I just say: the new EU passport! Biometric capture! Great! question to the (very bored) officials at the magisterial district office in St. Holy Simmering: "So now you tell me amal as my fingerprints will be checked at any border crossing in the world. So if that is identical to mine, in my new passport because that is how how this works? Hmmm? " Geschaue Curious, curious awaited one. "Goa ned" Um - how? "Well goa ned. There are units with those of the Canadian goa can be reviewed. Oiso: no ned. Eventually amoi wiads GEBN the Sicha. " Aha! Ahhhhhh! Jajajajaja, now I completely understand why we lie now absolutely the same fingerprints Challenge (?). Long live EU! Tutto bene !
Well. So. As I said, Miss K. Haefner in wg. Offense convicted because fingerprint = save me! I was not! What would be practical, however: The Kibarei I would have no portrait photos make for the criminal file - because what I had at home. One of them is now in my new passport I Please look out for 25 years Stone on the Danube, is missing only the real Nummerntaferl around the neck.
And you these many orange-colored people have noticed lately? So in which Holy St. Simmering hamma lots. Is tanning cream actually cheaper than going to the solarium? Please check out all the as a Twinni-half.
Did you know that an ass is never in the water? The not wade through streams or small rivers. why they built bridges to come to terms with his beast of burden to their destination. The so-called mnemonics. A mnemonic is therefore a detour that leads to the goal. Hu-hott, hott-mb.
"The wealth of a people is measured best in the things he can do without , without losing his good humor."-Henry David Thoreau
and
"The only development in the love in the past 6000 years is the cigarette afterwards " Amos Oz
logbook 30.03.-04.01.2009 Position: The Ray Ban Stardate: Jux & Tollereiartig
Dears, I unfortunately am
DST-Jet Lag and robbe these words to me. And then today this message:
The April Fool is in crisis!
"Impressive images from a spaghetti harvest in Switzerland flicker on 1 April 1957 on the screen. Hundreds of Britons to call for the BBC and ask where to buy because they were spaghetti bushes.'d Gag on the BBC today probably fall for any more. Man is another humor used to. "The April Fool's joke today is something in the crisis," the cultural anthropologist Gunther Hirschfelder says of the University of Bonn. "dominates today is often the fear of being embarrassed," he performs as a reason for to. "You think all the comedians on television are much more fun anyway and one's idea is not good enough. "Fearing that his own string appliances to flop, the joke face to face will often spared."
The shockwaves!
My goodness! The good old April Fool's joke! So here and now: April Fools Best Of!
The famous spaghetti harvest in Switzerland, on the BBC show "Panorama" on 1 April 1957 reported: (!) The harvest of spaghetti from spaghetti trees was due to the unusually mild winter turned out particularly well, they told before filming a spaghetti farmer's family. Many Britons also wanted to grow spaghetti.
The Whopper for left-handers: 1998 Burger King competed in the USA Today the new Whopper for the estimated 32 million American left-handed. All the usual ingredients were rotated 180 degrees. 1000s Americans then stormed the offices of the fast food chain, many of them explicitly ordered the version for right-handed.
On 1 It was April 1978 in Sydney Harbour Iceberg alarm. Millionaire Dick Smith announced the iceberg trying to sell as cube - the Antarctic water would improve the quality of each drink. Unfortunately it started raining and the fire-fighting foam and shaving cream, which consisted of the structure began to unravel, including plastic sheets were white to light ...
Big Ben is going digital, the BBC reported 1980th All England protested, until this thing has been outed as a joke.
free wine for all: The Norwegian newspaper "Bergens Tidende" announced in 1987, that illegally smuggled 10000 l wine had been confiscated. Now the residents of Bergen were invited to pick up their share of the local supermarket. Hundreds of people were waiting at dawn with various vessels.
Vienna 1995 was also once the scene of a clever April fools joke. The COURIER proclaimed that take place at the Vienna ring in the future Formula 1 races were. Shortly afterwards expressed even Niki Lauda positively to the idea, but it was still nothing out of it.
On 1 April 1997 reported the news agency Itar-Tass, "that was hatched eggs in experiments on the space station" Mir "Young and a crocodile have been bitten by an astronaut.
On 1 April 1995 a British presenter kidding his listeners simple, but effective, in which he claimed in his morning show on Saturday, just that it was Friday. Many listeners stormed scared and hung over the office and marveled that her colleagues did not appear, while others phoned the station to indicate the error.
Also old, but good: the rumor from Instant Color TV, the only station in Sweden scattered in 1962 - in s / w. With a new technology, so an expert could be converted his own flash device in a color television. One must only draw a nylon stocking over ... all fell inside it.
On 1 April 1994, announced in a PC magazine that by law no longer allowed to be drunk on the internet surfing or phone. The law had the number 040 194 (= 04/01/1994), the protest reactions were so severe that Senator Edward Kennedy's office had to publish a reply.
The German Post said in 1998 that 100,000 letter carriers should receive service sausages - to repel biting Dogs.
2008 reported the BBC to have discovered flying penguins and delivered this lavishly produced video with computer animation.
2009 FAZ Online reported that the Free State of Bavaria would like to participate with their own national team qualifying for the European Football Championship (Euro 2012).
tagesschau.de 2009 reported that the scrapping future also applies for tooth and hair replacement.
Harharharhar.
So save the April Fool! O)
trim video of the day:
(The Rolling Stones - Lets Spend The Night Together)
soda. Or rather, champagne! Oh how nice. For me? Well thank you too. Prost!
logbook entries 27th-29.03.2009 position: we are NOT amused Stardate: I feel the biscuit
Krawuzikapuzi,
me silly, this 2x per year Uhrenumstellerei the nerve '. Does not a man. And now I want to immediately return my stolen hours! Ned in the first fall at some point. No! Now! But Dalli!
Sun more beautiful to me I slowly to the music culture in general, really worried. Austria charts. On top of the Single & LP rankiert Top 75 please a woman named "Lady Gaga". When listening to your latest hits ("Poker Face") seems to me rather suspect that all buyers of this panel a little "gaga" are. I have something unspectacular so is not a long time. Unpackbar boring and superöde.
And Topneueinsteiger of the week - a ned bad. From zero to 4th place catapulted to Brunner & Brunner with 'back in the sky. " From zero to 18th place Spongebob (?) With "Spongebob" (!!!!!!!). Another new entrant at number 22 and straight: The Convent coins with "thunder".
Ranked 25th by the way, the corner boys to stay with "Party Party Party". Ranked 13 of the singles chart there are the boys Zillertaler with "What a beautiful day, the Flyer Song" and at # 55 Mauli (that's a mole, please) with "shit, I love you".
And in between Britney hop, DJ Özi, Sido, Leona, Kelly, and of course, the Pussycat Dolls about for fun. Please because people get a spontaneous sudden deafness. And fortunately, I do not know anyone who has a "Brunner & Brunner & Co CD at home o))
And here also a musical maximum pleasure: Joaquin Phoenix
He strives zzt. a career as a rapper at
Well then good luck! O))
The Phantom of Heilbronn
of this alleged person at many crime scenes DNA traces had been found. Since May 1993, it assumed the investigators, the woman numerous thefts and burglaries committed, even on a robbery and at least two attempted and three, actually carried out murders should have been involved - including the shooting of policewoman Michele Kiesewetter, 22, two years ago in Heilbronn.
The Case of the Phantom of Heilbronn " is solved: the criminals, chasing the investigators for years, has never proven to exist. The seized on 40 crime scene DNA trace is from a worker of a packaging plant in Bavaria.
Well, there were the cotton bud (the DNA swab if you please).
long 16 years of searching for the phantom. But also pack cotton buds for 16 years! secure a totally exciting job. "What do you do for a living?" -. Oh, I'm Wattestäbcheneinpackerin "
The genetic fingerprint of a person is usually determined on the basis of various body fluids most. Since I now sometimes assume that employees wear a medical operation in their work gloves, I do wonder all the time, what has made the working woman with cotton swabs that please, because on it was that their DNA.
thus scratching the head? drilled in the ear? dabbed the sweat? Hm?
And if you (like me) will have been tens of years, the question "why, damn it, popcorn pops in fact" - here you'll find the answer (and I of course):
popcorn is made from corn kernels (which I knew already, thank you), consisting of a hard shell and contain water and starch. The grains are heated to high temperatures, heats of course the water is trapped and steam, which then requires more space. The result is the punch line: the pressure rises, the shell is to explode the corn and grain. This swells from the grain, the starch white mass, which was cooked in grain interior, as in a pressure cooker.
Aha! Well, very much! We eat cooked starch from pseudo-mini-steam pressure cookers. Very tasty .
trim video of the day:
(Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting)
Sun I'm going to feed sparrows. , expanding your just now the same for Captain Sparrow on. Ahoy landlubbers your , cook Miss K. to sea.
it, then my personal tip for Austria Top 75:
(Freddy Quinn - On the Reeperbahn)
I is: if there must sing a mole on condition that the Freddy long already!
logbook entries 25th-26.3.2009 Position: na Serwas Stardate: scratch me
As today's ham g'sagt so nice at Ö3: "You can see now that really comes spring - the rain is getting warmer . Yes. Beautiful consider slow I, in fact, whether to buy a sensibly call for a Southwest wiff investment would be. Such a fesches part of yellow oil cloth can indeed be fun to wear (especially if one of Paddington Bear).
Sun Lights out! For our climate. But no ned today, eh. Only on Saturday. And "is the strongest signal that sends the world leaders of the climate conference. The Earth Hour" exactly at 20:30 clock, ne whole hour
please even the city of Klagenfurt has pledged to turn off the lights of the dragon. sensational. ned so that I want to play down the climate problem, eh. But the date ... Saturday, 20:30 - is not it a bit stupid? Some have as guests, Saturday. Other pretzels and again in grade for Saturday Night Fever. Indeed find quite a few concerts and other events, grad it was a beautiful Saturday at the clock instead. Well. Romantic candle light dinner with your friends make up, with the flashlight between his teeth - and the concert audience makes is sure to nothing if the show takes place in the dark - one wants to finally hear what and ned to see, otherwise it would be so went to the movies . Eben, eh. So lights off! For our climate!
electricity, saving coal, we must anyway, because from 2010, yes, if you go after the EU, the traditional light bulb to disappear into oblivion. Energy saving light bulbs must be changed the play around inexpensive € 13, - to € 20, -. Sun I now have even bothered, and counted. me at home, some 22 Glühbirnderln in operation. NaIO. And if I'm so all my lighting to energy saving light bulbs convert Singer ... well smart. So lights off!
trim video of the day:
(Aretha Franklin - I Say A Little Prayer For You)
Pet of the Day: that is Fat Freddy's Cat (so if you look closely ... then it would actually "Fat Freddy's Tomcat hot ...)
" Each finds a stupidity, makes them " . - Tennessee Williams
And
"Software is like sex. it's better when it's free. -Linus Torvalds-
Soda Skåne we sleep our environment and gemma Oiso. light & Augerln to
log entries (quite many) position:? Back to the roots Stardate: blablablabla
Yes Na na good days huhu How Hammas!? All well?
Point 1: It is my jacket and trousers if Helmut Zilk over 40 years as an informer of the secret of the Czechoslovak regime has worked! Well, honestly! "In return for spying by Austrian politicians should have given money and gifts, as a Bohemian crystal chandelier for the living room." Wow! So what? What do ma now should Hömal the time actually a Spiönchen have been? We now push the Dagmar Koller (including crystal chandeliers) to Prague or Bratislava from? help.
Point 2: My phone is ringing , I lift now and it will give me the following question: "Yes Hello! Did I wake you? " What is your privacy at all for a question? After I took up the call, I was well awake. If I were to be woken up really succeeded! And if you assume that I could possibly sleep - why do not you call me just a bit later? I do not understand. Happened to me again and again. Real.
Point 3: Currently most stupid TV commercial: "Good bread is indicated by the taste!" Na na no ned. What else please? On the good utility as putty?
Item 4: Currently dumbest poster advertising: "pleasure comes from the nut." please? benefit is a term for a positive sensation, which is associated with physical and / or mental well-being. The term originally enjoy a different and much broader meaning than today in terms of "some use" or "use something" was. This meaning has been preserved come in terms such as usufruct, usufruct or to benefit a cause. Derived from the word comrade is a term for a member of a community that is sharing anything. A nut is a round or oval fruit with a hard woody shell, which encloses an oil-based, mostly edible core "pleasure comes from the nut." Mhm.
Item 5: If the Eagles of Death Metal at some point occur somewhere near you: ensures you cards! An Eye and ear candy high 10, the band currently rampant in my own unique music ranking at number one. So isses.
Item 6: Sarajevo and Hanover. What do these two cities have in common? Gar nix on I suppose. Except that they are soon visited by me. Sounds strange - but it is so
Item 7: What i ned now. I was almost forced once again to a TB - well please. BECAUSE IT IS! THAT WAS IT! I do better!
Item 8:
"You can not make any mistakes themselves, it is not enough time." -Unknown-
and
"It is of great advantage to the errors from which to learn it , to make quite an early stage " -Sir Winston Churchill
Item 9. trim video of the day
(Billy Idol - To Be A Lover)
Item 10:
- Farewell -
let my eyes say farewell to take the my mouth can not! heavy, how difficult it is to wear! And I'm usually a man
Sadly, in this hour of love itself sweetened pledge the cold kiss from your lips, matt the pressure from your hand.
Otherwise, a slightly gestohlnes little mouth, o, as it has delighted me! So we rejoiced a violet, that we picked early in March.
But now I gather no wreath, no rose more for you. Spring is there, my little Francis, but unfortunately autumn for me!
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