Logbook entries 24th-30.06.2009 Position: deliver bright green
soda, still fast in June NEN Report under palm leaf sidereal time. I can only amoi so that we are aware of the recall: Today is the 30th June. morning of 01 July. We again a year Halbert exhausted! And all those who in these first six months of 2009 was really totally
EXCITING EXCITING EXTRAORDINARY FASCINATING INCREDIBLE world movement PHENOMENAL TOTAL GROOVYGES Et cetera Experience + any other tings
or have done:
protrusion, shovel snatch and Beserlpark a tree planting. And in about 10-15 years we will all meet there and bask in the shadow of the trees. organizing a picnic and remember the fantastic first six months of 2009. Tear da Na WERMA on nice sunburn.
Okay. I could possibly plant a wunzigkleine Brombeerstaude. Or a mini-Kaktüsschen dig. Or something like that. But from a tree I'm miles away.
Farrah died, my goodness, as I have always had their hair blonde mane beneidet.DER Angel Farrah Fawcett of Charlie always (for me anyway).
And Michael has his last Moon Walk, where the best. This small change color man ... his music has inspired me quite a long time and accompanies almost long. no disco at the time without at least a Michael Jackson number. From his music videos, I was mostly thrilled perfect. However, Michael Jackson - I miss him become a bissi.
trim video of the day:
(Michael Jackson - They do not care about us / Brazilian version)
logbook 17.06.-06.23.2009 position: on stock Stardate: done
I'am the riddler! the supermarket. So are tomatoes in a red mini-networks. lemons in a yellow carrots were packed in a orangefärbigem and courgettes in a green mini-networks. The quiz question is: what color is the packaging network of peppers? There are three correct answers!
I'am the bakeress! have bread baked, delicious, must pull myself together so I totally do not eat anything for a seat. rieeeeechtn tuts And now in my apartment rieeeechen .... Mmmmmmmmhhhhhh. (Addendum: not quite up to date, I have baked bread on Sunday, the daily report to the Sunday already begun - in contrast to the bread but it is not finished).
I'am Mrs. Jill Taylor (wife of Mr. Tim Taylor, the home improvement king)! Toll have my hanging showcases handicrafts alone together (as well that I have my little tool box!), But now I need someone to hang me or the things to help me. * * Wimperklimper Paaaaapaaaaaaa? Your aaaarmes helpless child needs help! * * Wimperklimper
I'am: Dances with Ducks! Oiso be pretty slow to me "my" duck A little bit scary. After already it is clear that they recognize me, and me However the same or opposite nachwackeln soon as I get of the way ... they hang now still always in the afternoon, around outside my office window. That's right outside my window - and only there. Hanging from there, have a little nap so recently one of the duck-child has already tried to climb the small ledge outside the window (I suppose at times it was Hans-Django, no duck would come to such an idea). But that was still too high - because you can not fly yet, yes. Hm
I imagine it very nice before, Miss K. Gen Holy St. Simmering devil by train ... and in the wake of the 71er's flying a little duck-herd. And when I'm back home, be it on the Smurf house balcony and sit staring at me. on each photo that is made by me will be located somewhere in the background of a duck. Inferred. Hahahaha.
general, I'm so worried about "my" ducks, because I fear that they develop into emotionally crippled ego special cases and later times always sit at the psychiatrist, because they can not get her life under control. I are: her life is played out in our courtyard and up to their mum and a few crows have got the four cute, no other animal beings to face. If it then so can leave one day and go out into the big wide world - what will then be when they come for the first time to other ducks? Or I'll meet a swan in the water? are capable of communicating at all can (possibly endemic special language, as long montage kasaniertes existence? Just think of Jodie Foster aka Nell)? Are they social contact Technically other ducks an open mind and to establish communication? The but have never seen such a car. Or a large lake or pond! The full have no idea, and waddle out completely unprepared for life in her duck! the French court at the time of King Louis XIV (who was indeed a great lover and patron of art), there were numerous commemorative events, theater and Music performances always a different theme, the guests had to appear dressed accordingly and scenery and landscapes were presented in the form of large backdrop paintings, in order to let the whole thing is really real. Now. Um. So that would be a nice idea to our ducks in real life as prepare outside? How lovely would that ... because my colleagues and I, in swan costumes before a painted backdrop sea? I can: we have a responsibility! Finally, we speak of children! And all women can not make ducks mother finally alone, she has to wear this without difficulty, since after the birth of the children of man!
very nice, very nice. Arts courier from last Saturday, Polly Adler - Chaos de luxe "residual lot or individual item"
Recently I had the honor of being invited to a discussion of the Single crisis at the University of Graz. The subtitle of the event was "residual lot or individual pieces. Sure it was also asked about their personal status quo and I gave my standard answer: "Marital status: done." The demographer and Parship psychologist fed the hopelessness that women of my age group, furnished with a red cloth in the form by threatening independence and a certain career Animo in the market economy more difficult between the sexes are employable. A coordinate-Gau, who is with the men second only to fear unemployment occupied with addiction to alcohol. What are the alternatives? Excessive silk painting, Tai Chi, the foundation of a song circle? Or even to camouflage as a semi-literate minority-provider to scare the man unnecessarily? Only over my dead body cooled down, people! The magnificent ORF documentarist Toni Spira, also arguing in Graz, was after 700 visits to mate willing soloists love for their TV market, to a more depressing realization came: "Men want to especially moms." For the ladies, which could be included in their sales pitch in front of the camera Passion for Guglhupfbacken spirit, Atzfreudigkeit and nursing skills were always at the man because they were so broad as to be high and have to bite the dentist crying. As always, all questions are something of scheunentorweit open. You can join really just the lament of the great American philosopher, Pamela Anderson, which reads as follows: "With men you have's hard work, but unfortunately without .. Many positions not "
Dears I now a lot is clearer And I consider the foundation of a song circle. (Or a ned, o)) Where Mrs. Anderson has taken for granted and completely undisputed right (just about)
. Ornamental Video of the Day:
(Frank Sinatra - Witchcraft)
"Keep the air in and forget to breathe it." -Johannes B. Kerner -
log entries 14 to 06/16/2009 position: totally Stardate: sexy
Huhu,
Ms. K. reported obediently across the border.
Would my confusion today to share with you, because I think 'my degree that I have for many years done anything wrong. Or misunderstood or something. men can not really know anything, and actually isses usually a "women's issue". Uiiiiuiiiuiiiii - very hot, hot, hot, hot. It's about tampons. More specifically the new OB advertising. (if now touched someone embarrassing - I could not care less - my bed is). So then said the Zeichentrickmäderl in advertising: "In the past I was always a bit worried, a tampon introduce. But now, with comfort OB, I can let my thoughts wander " ???????????????? Please question. Who was your ever worried when he was a hygiene product wander where the mind And why only now As I said: imported cotton wool has And above all? ". But now, with comfort OB, I can let my thoughts wander" WHY
question? I'm confused . And also concerned Because! I use a different brand Nix OB Should I be worried and my thoughts now wander rather not leave because I made this for years Maybe I have a psychic?? Damage - and knows nothing of it at all? without ever once giving a serious thought of tampons I've wandered through life - until now! Until today! Up to this advertisement! Oh you green nine!
way: Egyptian inscriptions indicate that prior to Pharaonic times a kind of tampon use was made of papyrus. In the 5th Century BC the Greek physician Hippocrates mentions tampons wrapped with fabric pieces of wood.
be honest, I had lived at that time and menstruating - because I would have been worried too. A piece of wood wrapped with fabric? Papyrus? Yikes!
change of topic. Hamm's ma now even the last branch Schöps locked. Not that I would have bought a whole lot there - but sometimes. is also holding it a bit sad. Actually the company was Schöps a traditional Austrian company, founded in the 50s, and stood for decades for affordable, wearable women's wear. Until then, companies such as H & M fashion world of excitement with low prices. sorry. Instead of the familiar yellow neon sign shines Schöps me now squeaky pink on. Tally Weijl the country needs! Totally sexy! "Stresses female fashion for young women of today." So tastes are fortunately different. But the one (ahem) or other (ahem) this piece emphasizes female clothes could be worn easily, if one were to investigate the streetwalker trade. Well I find the slogan: ". Also makes XL sexy" Okay. So I am not of the opinion that female nature, size XL or bigger days, can not be sexy. Absolutely not. And I also think it is good that the self-confidence, especially young girls / teens will be strengthened - to help you make it clear that not only keep XXS and a tendency to anorexia "sexy" and attractive. 's holding is, however, depends on how XL is packaged. And when I look at some Tally Weijl Flankerl look, available in size XL, and if there are moments of chubby Teennager in there constrained, because it's who hold everyone else ... XL may well be totally sexy ... but why there's then no models that and tailored for XL winners are?
Sun Had the ma sometimes discussed.
trim video of the day:
(Billy Talent - River Below)
"stress, these are the handcuffs, one wears around his heart." -Helmut Qualtinger-
and
"If you want to be the focus of a party, do not go you." -Audrey Hepburn-
good. And because it was so nice today before - again: o):
I'm a poor lonesome cowgirl I'm a long long way from home And this poor lonesome cowgirl
Has got a long long way to roam Over mountains over prairies From dawn till day is done My horse and me keep riding Into the setting sun
logbook entries 09th-13.06.2009 position: on strawberry leaf Stardate: very pretty
`Dere,
PLEASE may I say a smart of you piglet time why people (women) on maternity leave and / or an estimated 70 years: must do (ie retired people) calculated in the shopping rush hour for working people their bulk purchase? I get a Halbert attack if I blow in the seventeenth, armed watch with a yogurt and a Packerl Kanarienvogelfutter, must, as a mom hauls the food supply for (my opinion) at least 2 months on the Förderbandl. Or fill up a sprightly pensioner's canned stock. And although to 8:50 clock in the morning. Or 5 minutes before closing time. Why is that? Did not really have all day (that is, more or less)? Pffffffffffffffffffff.
A tailor's in the beautiful Vienna's third district. With huge tables, we applied what we can for so do all the esteemed customers. is unmotivated because: "trousers" "dress" "Rock" "curtain" "leather" "fur" Mhm. Well, what then? Trouser press? Curtain hanging? Well damn. but I especially like: "shoulder padding" What on earth is to please "shoulder padding? An innovative invention for the cyclic office sleeper? A little shoulder padding sewn into the sweater ... so s' Kopferl is beautifully soft ... And, as a special service is offered: "reverse collar" The Alteration is right next to a pizzeria. Well thank you. Don Corleone says hello ...
And Dears: find myself in the footsteps of Konrad Lorenz. The had it even with gray geese. I have mallards. It is now proven that people remember to duck. "My" duck recognize me now and waddle after me excited when I walk through the courtyard. And while they do it not everybody x any man - but really just me. And if I come up with the yellow box, where the Kanarienvogelfutter is inside, is it completely out. Hach. My babies! O) That will be pretty hard when the four sweet are grown and leave us here. I hope they come back (or: maybe they would remain so even this well?).
And every day a good deed! Today already saved two balcony-strawberry plant life. Well, what shall I do then? G'weint g'weint having the savings! Very loud! arm was, for half-dead from thirst and special offer. No she did! And of course I had to both take - I mean that's not it! Can not buy one, and let the others are easy! is maybe it is a couple? We do not know, eh, you do not know yet! was (certainly a beautiful picture this morning: Miss K. is with 2 hanging strawberry plants in the hand followed by the inner courtyard of a herd of ducks ...).
experience was that Ms. S. was suspended today from your husband on our field (I believe I do not even habs mentioned: this year we plow back our field plot). Well. Lady S., do not be sad, I will come visit you regularly. And maybe you can You tinker with stones and a small arable land lair? starvation will you certainly can not have the fruits of the field will eat you. And also: Summer Academy! Turkish language course! is still great! : o)
trim video of the day:
(Lee Dorsey - Working In The Coal Mine)
"There are thieves who are not punished by the laws and the people but steal the most precious: the time. " -Napoleon Bonaparte
and
"You have to think hard about what you want. It could happen that . You get it "-Meat Loaf
log entry.! 06/08/2009 Position: contain traces of nuts may Stardate: pithy
Tach. Oh dear goodness, already cured from stress tea in teacup -. teabag or tea filter - can be drawn - - hot water, tea bags or tea filter out again -. ready But not with this "Pure White Tea For there's precise instructions on how to behave "Preparation instructions. Pour hot but NOT boiling water (95 ° C) over the tea bag and BREW FOR 1 MINUTE! Using water that is too hot or brewing for too long can detract from the delicate and smooth favor of this White Tea. " Jössas! Where's my stopwatch? Where is my Teewasserthermometer? panic, panic, panic!
you pursuing that "may contain traces of nuts" even so much as me? "May contain traces of nuts" Recently discovered in the Büronaschlade: packing nut corners. bold "with 80% nuts. And then in small print: "May contain traces of nuts" Ahja. Huh? Well I'm glad now, but ... But how can "tracks go nuts "in my pineapple yogurt? nuts apparently left traces everywhere. Almost creepy, while nuts fall anywhere - and then left their mark. But: This is a result of the litigation culture - United States shows us. It is the protection of the manufacturer - better safe than sorry. After all, could be lost by a nut-containing pre-production still a tiny Nusskrümelchen somewhere where no nuts are clean. And then the salad hamma. But then please clean your pots containing sensibly. When I visit the next time, I can not say "So, Your glass here. But it could possibly contain traces of apple juice. "
Those who yes also very busy with traces of all kinds is Detective Calleigh Duquesne, CSI Miami. Or even (for me): Absent sweat glans - Calleigh. Detective Calleigh Duquesne - the woman without sweat glands. Florida, Miami, 40 degrees in the shade. The population sweats - and dresses accordingly summer airy. Eric Delko and Ryan Wolfe self is seen occasionally in the T shirt running through the series. And sometimes also looks Lt. Horatio Caine in his suit slightly rumpled and sweaty from - not as Detective Duquesne. She enters the scene - they appear. Even after a wild chase always immaculately made up and coiffed - always long-sleeved clothing and most everything in black. Recently I watched an episode where Calleigh trudged 45 minutes in black lacquer high heels-boots by Miami fascinated. This she wore skintight, black jeans and a sexy low-necked black satin blouse. Given the obligatory rubber gloves. The crime scene: Miami Beach, was the middle of the beach found a body. In the background, people on the beach. In bikini and swimwear. Well. Calleigh is great. And totally stylish. And they has no sweat glands. What indeed is sometimes much worth.
For example, while dancing.
silent film Dancer in the public domain
that residents and police a disco in the middle of residential area would love to be unique. Admittedly, the concept of Disco Oliver Hangl is unique. The Viennese artist invites namely regularly to the "sidewalk Disco" - and there meets Wilhelm Busch's phrase "music is often considered annoying, seeing that they associated with noise," not to. For Hangl equips its guests with wireless headphones: dancing, visitors - but the environment is spared any noise. weekend Hangl invited to Spittelberg. And indeed, the party people to choose it could thanks to dual-channel wireless technology in a "musical bubble of perception" (Hangl) between music from the years 1988 or 1998, attracted Although optical (for viewers without a headset that looks perhaps a little something sick ') attention, caused in the middle-class residential area but no audible trouble. The dance venues, says Hangl, select it from accurately and confidently, "At Spittelberg those people who live in the 70-year revolt against what they are today." The next disco sidewalk on 20 June for the Piaristenkirche in Vienna. (Thomas Rottenberg, THE STANDARD, print edition, 08/06/2009) : o) I
give me the kind of pretty funny before: o)
ornamental Video of the Day:
(Emilia Torrini - Jungle Drum)
"Success is that one's abilities, are in demand right now, " -Henry Ford I. -
And
.. The most precious possession of the woman is the imagination of the man" -Beate Uhse
Oiso Well then ... Always nice to watch! "May contain traces of nuts"
Log Entry 06/07/2009 Position: well it again here Stardate: here, right next to me sidereal time, tell me "Hi, I'm here again" to the Querbeet visitors. "Hi, I'm again here you Querebeet visitors, I wanted to stop by much earlier times, but ... so I can I help it because the Miss K ...." But now rest sidereal time, and down in the corner!
Sooooo. So. Jajajaja. Well how are you then? Nope, I'm not entirely crumbled from the Querbeet - I could never do that! Querbeet I love as my own child (if I had one). But it's just always something different.
Once I'm there. Once I am there. Once I will dig in Querbeet - but I could not think of what I could plant in here. Once it is urspät suddenly. Once I drink a cup of tea and then'm super tired (Lavendeltee from Turkey - will work for me like a 10 Valium in combination with five 5-star Metaxa spirit glasses, honest). Once I B'such. Once I've simply not be bothered. Once again, once again .... And once I am on a concert. such as on 1 June - I was at a concert. There are the Funny van Dannen occurred (Highlight: the song "Art Nouveau" thought I fell off the chair), and the Biermösl Blosn (3 Bavarian gentlemen of advanced age, comparable with our three rogues, only a bissl policy, all "real Bavarian, including trumpet, tuba, accordion, Lederhosn , Schuachplattler and alpine horns), the Bill Me Non Mayr, Esther Kim and Raphael doubt .... and my Dears - my Dears: Die Toten Hosen. Let's say this: It was really a totally unusual concert: o) S 'was really very great - a little something more I'd have pants containing desired. But you can not get everything. Or actually it. Because who have a little something more trousers will - hold the flies to Dusseldorf. Just as I do. Am 19.12. - "Take a loud" Christmas concert tour. Yes, yes, yes, yes! must now work out sometime soon, how many days until 19.12. are: o)) Yes, and the Funny van Dannen - because I watch a bit more detail in November. But ned in Dusseldorf. But anyway in Vienna, even ned far from here (a so a lucky as well!).
And totally exciting news from my boss - by mail to all round: ! "On Tuesday, the photographer will get fancy (even prettier than usual), white collar would be an advantage!" Yikes! We know you remember what it was, at that time in school - as if the photographer was announced? Hysteria! Total excitement! Screaming! THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS COMING! De'javu - a thousand years later: it has changed nothing at all. The chicken house was upside , THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS COMING! For heaven's sake. course, I immediately had to tell my mom (also containing the same again), and has g'sagt (as before hold also): "Well maybe I'll get finally amal ag'scheites Büdl of you" Well I'll do my best mom: o) "make pretty"
- again, I'm going very, very hard give and go to bed at 9 tomorrow, so look out the wrinkles ironed maybe a little. In my G'sicht - ned on the laundry '. With me in "white collar" brought a little bit shaky. "White collar" - on a t-shirt? O) Nöööööö - of course I also have one or the other Blüschen - but not white (the attentive Querbeetleser recalls, the "I have nothing at all but to wear white" problem I've had times). white collar? Maybe I can talk over a pastor here in the area. Or maybe I can at Lambert Hofer a frock coat with parricide collar muster. Or any funny Baroque costume. Or something like that. (Or am I once again pretty much the only person who can see photos on our business without "white collar" - that could possibly be: o))
Hmmmmmmm. What else? Oh yes! Can I please like someone to explain why poor people, which grows a huge wart in the middle of the face - why not let these poor people of this horrible thing removed? The absolute overkill if you please is ever a huge wart with hairs d'up! I can. Honestly! wart on the face (and then maybe with hair on it) - sorry, but that does not work
I would pick me a decal from a Bazooka bubble gum in the face. Or I have my warts by a resourceful tattoo artist in an original install facial tattoo. I would paint my wart red, and claim that I am suffering from the rare one-point-maser Erkan Kung - permanently. I would wear a burka and tell, I had converted to Islam. Or I would explain to buckle on a Venetian beak mask and I was the reincarnation of Giacomo Casanova - but would like to remain anonymous. I would do it all. Before talking to a huge, hairy Wart on my face running through the area. But honestly.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. what else? Oh, is not interested while - but I was totally impressed me. was the first time in the "Mega Zoo" in Stadlau. So that's what I've yes ever seen before. As all other stores for pet supplies, a Lercherlschaß honest about it. Really. The herd was also impressed. I mean, where else do you get rocket & tomatoes Knabberstängel? Or a wigwam in camouflage colors for small rodents? Or Clover biscuits? Or Wellness Food for guinea pigs with coriander and spirulina algae true? Or whole-wheat blueberry Nibblers cookies? EBEN! I'm just glad I do not live in Stadlau, and I always like the traveling there on the alarm clock goes. And please: NO YES IS ME ON THE IDEA OF ME A ZOO IN HOLY MEGA ST. SIMMERING TO BUILD! Otherwise, I must assume that is a job. Thank you! PS The Wigwam I will not yet purchased - would be very sweet, have been o)
trim video of the day:
(Eagles Of Death Metal - Speaking In Tongues)
"On believed to be the lightest, what is whispered. " -Simone de Beauvoir
and
"If God would have that we wash ourselves, he would have allowed the scent before." -Napoleon Bonaparte
There! And here it is, the report several days. goes so fast this I am going to make a cup now Lavendeltee. And then need to say more eh ma nimma. Naaaahhhaaaacht Good!
sidereal time, say once a "good night". "Good Night" (says the sidereal time).
