Tattoed Female Genitals

daily reports

logbook 15/04/2009 & 04/16/2009
position: near the buttercup
Stardate: scratched pretty

Tach also

good question from Mrs. S.:
plurality of hooks - the hooks or the Kleiderhäken?
The hooks, the Häker?
What, what?
There's now probably good advice very, very expensive.
Sigh.

Otherwise, I can announce, I am an absolute hero. Respectively. Nine Hero.
Bin mistress of the situation and the camp.
What I so in my few days vacation've done it all - so I did indeed believe in yourself, Ned, I had not seen myself (and made in particular).
I want to create (almost) anything if I really.
was honest.
Toll.
Gell?
Hmph, so far I was really successful.
And I sauheiß - it is now thought cool?

Sun
I have now found that Ms. Trude coughs.
After a while she wanted me to tell and has angequiekt me (probably she would tell me what it is missing), but that was only as a "caw" - suppose that Trudy is a chill-Pudi bissi (to take further that the chill has brought on the way to the vet last week).
And because I am a hysterical mother (like all moms wait, when it comes to the health of the brood), and because it can degenerate a Bissiverkühlung at sea squirrels quickly in a gross pneumonia .... I am tomorrow at 9:30 when the woman vet Trude.
Juhu! I g'frei mi! Was indeed, as I said, just last week there thinking but I even like my wife very veterinarian.

Technically I'm seen eating the last days of great boring - I always eat salad.
Maybe I ought to go (even) more among men - the herd seems to rub off on me.
Dears But tomorrow, tomorrow's asparagus. And although
Hungarian asparagus. But
siza!
What a faux pas, but where we have our own asparagus, the good (gilded?) From March Field. But Hungary has so once belonged to Austria so I thought I would stop buying the semi-quasi-ex-Austrian asparagus; o)

Ned only Frau Trude hat - my little pseudo Ferrari hat, too.
Nope. Actually, he "knocks". Allegedly. I still belong with nothing.
But Mr N. g'sagt has it - and what the Lord N. says is always true.

War refuel today.
I've already done several times, is not totally new to me: o)
And in complete mental state of confusion I have done the wrong fuel in my car. I are: the (my car) would indeed be able to say what! But no, not a mux, and boom: even regular gasoline instead of Super was in the tank.

in mind, I knew that I would expect to now no major engine damage - but was still hysterically.
WHAT TO DO FOR NOW? MAYBE MY CAR DIES ???!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
HELP!
cell phones can indeed be a curse - but sometimes just great.
For live and unedited directly from the gas station:
"Haaaaalllooo Mr. N.! Help! Help! Help! "The Lord
N. has a very calming effect on me. I've mentioned this before in any daily report in the snow: I trust the Lord, N. blind.
No, my car will not die, and no, I do not pump out the gasoline now or whatever. Super gasoline fill up on it soon - all is good, everything is beautiful.
But my car is perhaps bisserl "knock", but that is not bad.
Hach, Mr. N., a car mechanic in my heart! Please consider even nicer if you were to live in Holy St. Simmering, because then I would in fact due to any other road car ever so small shit to you: o) Well

. "Knocked" has my car yet.
But I am very curious to see how it sounds.
this, we must say that I "knock" at the word immediately and automatically to the rabbit "Thumper" think. This is the friend of Bambi, you know.
In my mind's eye I see that is a small gray rabbit sitting in my tank.
knock, knock, knock.


So, here's a tip for our night owls, which are a little something stuck in the 80s.
Some people still remember. Namely, in what once was, before there were large room with 15 different clubs dance floors. Given that only one DJ was at work, CD's, Club lounge, chill and All Inclusive binge drinking far and no sign. The good old disco, relatively small, usually somewhere in the basement with black lights, disco ball, fog from a fog machine and light colored lights of funny - they are still there. And I was there - unpackbar.

Wickie, Slime & everyday myths "Clubbing", regularly in the Cabaret fields mouse. This must be said that I had previously only once in my life when Wickie, Slime & everyday myths was, in ancient times - then Sofiensäle. NaIO, that was a fairly large venue, eh. Accordingly, I expected Huge. But as already mentioned: they are there just still, the "real" Disco ...

Na're paralyzed you (yes, yes, at times I thought, as I since so squished into this Bankerl for Smurfs and / or other short people sat ). And I was really shocked when they told me that was going on that night "eh little - usually it's much fuller here.
LOT FULL? How does that work please?

Well in any case: the Burner for people who feel in g'steckt full & complete smoke-filled mini-bars and probably to the beat of Village People want to weigh melody. And insert a bisserl a Knädl, I say yes to san in the elite first blow.

A couple, incidentally, was present for that very, very safe at the time machine (I say only: Fluxkompensator!) Had come from about 1982 right after 2009. Or they had wigs on and have looted the charity fund of clothes - this could of course be.

trim video of the day:

(Lacuna Coil - Spellbound)

Jo, and then I wanted to say that I am really glad that I did not cucumber daily by car through the area has. I probably would have already connected me any sect, which bequeathed to my belongings and would now live as a hermit in some hole in the ground (of course including the herd). I can: there can be only so dopey in this traffic and these drivers!

But despite nothing more: there's more! On the pseudo-Ferrari, now watching whether the knockers shows now. I just hope that it will not move in with me (the Uncle Emil ity certainly freak out completely, which I'm sure)

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daily reports 10th-14.04.2009 02.-09.04.2009

logbook entries 10th-14.04.2009
position: right in Lampukistan - crap!
Stardate: zackzack

Dears, first of all I would like to now devote most exciting question:
"How rich is actually Scrooge McDuck?"
And you will not believe it real: Dagobert Duck is very, very rich!
Even Bruce Wayne (aka Batman) beholds, with around 7 billion USD of assets rather pale, and Richie Rich may pack with its 12 billion U.S. dollars.
Uncle Scrooge hoarding money in his store approximately 29 billion USD!
And so is undeniably the richest duck Scrooge McDuck in the world.
Wow.

is The Anne Eilfeld.

know until yesterday I had seen of Anne Marie had never heard or what (which is incredible for a lucky THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, there is but one God and he loves me !!!), but now I do!: this is Anne Marie Eilfeld - and the candidate is at "Germany searches the superstar.
And if that was not already own terrible and horrible enough,
What did that woman on your head?
Wow!

Please knew someone that there is a "passenger advisory council"?
The "mouthpiece" Wiener Linien: the passenger advisory council.
Sixteen specially selected people represent here all the passengers.
Every four years, this body is elected again and it will be chosen eight men and eight women with the help of questionnaires and hearings.
What does a member of the Passenger Advisory Board?
"Specially selected people"
What can the great, what tests need to make that they are included in the elite panel?
"They imitate the" fives "from the TV series Kaisermühle Blues"
"What are all the odd bus routes and all the stations beginning with the letter O, M or D"
"In the interval driving the tram line 71 between 15 und 19 clock?"
"How many standing there in the engine car of the high-floor tram type E2?
"What / who ULF?
a) a shaggy alien who likes to eat cats
b) "Our Lady" - the term for the biblical Mary
c) a Scandinavian first name
d) Ultra Low Floor
?
driving all day with the public transport around and test all ticket Zwick machine?
or have just a few supi ideas - such as the Essverbot in public transport?

I are - you go eh no? Essverbot?
Who cares?
As long as the next I do not unpack the barbecue and a few Cevapcici checked - but I could not care less.

The desire for Essverbot in the public transport was the way abgeschmettert - a harsh defeat so for the passenger advisory council, who dismissed I'm not sure - maybe there a FBPT, Federal Bureau of Public Transportation, with a secret office in the tram depot Simmering? And did not want to, perhaps? I can: what mas? I did not until yesterday, not that there is a passenger advisory council. This is most interesting. No man knows, no one knows who they are - all undercover, secret agents Rails and switches.
Wow.

news today: peace in Lampukistan?


And a little advertising:


So, now I found out that Anne Marie Eilfeld has a prominent hair model.
Lady Gaga!


I'm blown away, honestly.

trim video of the day:

(The Sisters Of Mercy - Lucretia, my Reflection)

Where would we end up if everyone would say
where would we be, and no one would go to see where you would
if you would.

Osio: gemma, Voigas.

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daily reports

logbook 02.-09.04.2009
position: under the bridge
Stardate: banana + coconut

Jössas!
How time flies! Na
very badly please! To pre-empt any speculation
:
It is my great. I have no sense wild
crisis, depression, and am a ned on a psychiatric ward.
Nope.
at large and guad it. Tutto bene
.
Ollas.
Italian Sun
Because we are already at,
Dears: honor him!
He is a Roman emperor (or so).
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.
A true and genuine hero. And seemingly perfect.
course is the placement of homeless earthquake victims in Abruzzo, a little "tentative" but "you have to take it just like a camping weekend. The housed in the camps people "there is no mean to pry."
The funny Silvio!
According to Forbes, he is with a fortune of 9.4 billion U.S. dollars, one of the richest men in Italy - and dopey red '.
Na eh super totally safe. Everything is gone; Human lives are to be deplored - but they lack the people mean to pry, just a temporary bisserl, but otherwise a picnic! Camping Weekend!
Well.
If the whole is then cleared away debris, can people possibly even plant a few tomato bushes, because, as we have already learned of Ms Swarovski, one has to use resources appropriately. And if you can have while camping is the way you also like gardening a little, eh? Tutto bene
!

And I called
's the same: i woas ned.
If in the future at some point show up once my fingerprints on any crime scene: I was not me! I have done nothing! I swear! My fingerprints
there were then smuggled to me fully to blow away. As a hacker has hacked into the system of the Passport Office and has the full stolen, my fingerprints.
I just say: the new EU passport! Biometric capture! Great!
question to the (very bored) officials at the magisterial district office in St. Holy Simmering: "So now you tell me amal as my fingerprints will be checked at any border crossing in the world. So if that is identical to mine, in my new passport because that is how how this works? Hmmm? "
Geschaue Curious, curious awaited one.
"Goa ned"
Um - how?
"Well goa ned. There are units with those of the Canadian goa can be reviewed. Oiso: no ned. Eventually amoi wiads GEBN the Sicha. "
Aha! Ahhhhhh! Jajajajaja, now I completely understand why we lie now absolutely the same fingerprints Challenge (?). Long live EU! Tutto bene
!

Well. So.
As I said, Miss K. Haefner in wg. Offense convicted because fingerprint = save me!
I was not!
What would be practical, however: The
Kibarei I would have no portrait photos make for the criminal file - because what I had at home. One of them is now in my new passport I
Please look out for 25 years Stone on the Danube, is missing only the real Nummerntaferl around the neck.

And you these many orange-colored people have noticed lately? So in which Holy
St. Simmering hamma lots.
Is tanning cream actually cheaper than going to the solarium? Please check out all the
as a Twinni-half.

Did you know that an ass is never in the water? The
not wade through streams or small rivers.
why they built bridges to come to terms with his beast of burden to their destination.
The so-called mnemonics.
A mnemonic is therefore a detour that leads to the goal.
Hu-hott, hott-mb.

"The wealth of a people is measured
best in the things he can do without
,
without losing his good humor."-Henry David Thoreau


and

"The only development in the love in the past 6000 years
is the cigarette afterwards "
Amos Oz

trim video of the day.

(Falco - Night Flight)

Tutto bene!

How To Catch Shiny Rayquaza

daily reports 30.03.-04.01.2009

logbook 30.03.-04.01.2009
Position: The Ray Ban
Stardate: Jux & Tollereiartig

Dears, I unfortunately am

DST-Jet Lag and robbe these words to me.
And then today this message:

The April Fool is in crisis!

"Impressive images from a spaghetti harvest in Switzerland flicker on 1 April 1957 on the screen. Hundreds of Britons to call for the BBC and ask where to buy because they were spaghetti bushes.'d Gag on the BBC today probably fall for any more. Man is another humor used to. "The April Fool's joke today is something in the crisis," the cultural anthropologist Gunther Hirschfelder says of the University of Bonn. "dominates today is often the fear of being embarrassed," he performs as a reason for to. "You think all the comedians on television are much more fun anyway and one's idea is not good enough. "Fearing that his own string appliances to flop, the joke face to face will often spared."

The shockwaves!

My goodness! The good old April Fool's joke!
So here and now: April Fools Best Of!

The famous spaghetti harvest in Switzerland, on the BBC show "Panorama" on 1 April 1957 reported: (!) The harvest of spaghetti from spaghetti trees was due to the unusually mild winter turned out particularly well, they told before filming a spaghetti farmer's family. Many Britons also wanted to grow spaghetti.



The Whopper for left-handers: 1998 Burger King competed in the USA Today the new Whopper for the estimated 32 million American left-handed. All the usual ingredients were rotated 180 degrees. 1000s Americans then stormed the offices of the fast food chain, many of them explicitly ordered the version for right-handed.

On 1 It was April 1978 in Sydney Harbour Iceberg alarm. Millionaire Dick Smith announced the iceberg trying to sell as cube - the Antarctic water would improve the quality of each drink. Unfortunately it started raining and the fire-fighting foam and shaving cream, which consisted of the structure began to unravel, including plastic sheets were white to light ...

Big Ben is going digital, the BBC reported 1980th All England protested, until this thing has been outed as a joke.


free wine for all: The Norwegian newspaper "Bergens Tidende" announced in 1987, that illegally smuggled 10000 l wine had been confiscated. Now the residents of Bergen were invited to pick up their share of the local supermarket. Hundreds of people were waiting at dawn with various vessels.

Vienna 1995 was also once the scene of a clever April fools joke. The COURIER proclaimed that take place at the Vienna ring in the future Formula 1 races were. Shortly afterwards expressed even Niki Lauda positively to the idea, but it was still nothing out of it.

On 1 April 1997 reported the news agency Itar-Tass, "that was hatched eggs in experiments on the space station" Mir "Young and a crocodile have been bitten by an astronaut.

On 1 April 1995 a British presenter kidding his listeners simple, but effective, in which he claimed in his morning show on Saturday, just that it was Friday. Many listeners stormed scared and hung over the office and marveled that her colleagues did not appear, while others phoned the station to indicate the error.

Also old, but good: the rumor from Instant Color TV, the only station in Sweden scattered in 1962 - in s / w. With a new technology, so an expert could be converted his own flash device in a color television. One must only draw a nylon stocking over ... all fell inside it.

On 1 April 1994, announced in a PC magazine that by law no longer allowed to be drunk on the internet surfing or phone. The law had the number 040 194 (= 04/01/1994), the protest reactions were so severe that Senator Edward Kennedy's office had to publish a reply.

The German Post said in 1998 that 100,000 letter carriers should receive service sausages - to repel biting Dogs.

2008 reported the BBC to have discovered flying penguins and delivered this lavishly produced video with computer animation.


2009 FAZ Online reported that the Free State of Bavaria would like to participate with their own national team qualifying for the European Football Championship (Euro 2012).


tagesschau.de 2009 reported that the scrapping future also applies for tooth and hair replacement.

Harharharhar.

So save the April Fool! O)


trim video of the day:

(The Rolling Stones - Lets Spend The Night Together)

soda. Or rather, champagne!
Oh how nice. For me?
Well thank you too.
Prost!